extremely bad time for an astronaut to find out he's a werewolf

Really very entirely beyond pumped that my shuffle decided I needed to hear multiple versions of MacArthur Park today.

Dear God, someone bring the cake inside.

I haven’t posted on here in seventeen days so this is just an update that YES I AM STILL ALIVE.

Do they make peanut butter and fluff Uncrustables, or are we not ready for that yet??

The soup drops have found their way back into my inbox! 😂💜

Thanks for this one @megainfinity.band

It is almost 6:30 and still sunny as hell out. ☀️

Bangarang.

It’s a yacht rock Wednesday, let’s GO!

Aco Bell. That is all.

That is all and that is everything.

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Happy MARIO Day!! 💚💚💚

I cracked a Diet Coke before 10:30am again today.

There’s a pattern starting…

GO OUTSIDE.
GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.

My favorite day of the year!!! ☀️☀️☀️

I would like to personally thank Wendy’s for keeping me alive for the last two months.

Five drinks on my desk today.

Five.

It’s tech week!! Spamalot opens this Saturday at CMPAC 🧜‍♀️✨🐠⚔️🥥🐰

www.cmpac.com/shows/spamalot 🎟️🎟️🎟️

I have five open drinks on my desk right now.

Three is the norm.

We have entered five territory.

HOLD ON, KIDS.

This is just an appreciation post for Belvita breakfast biscuits - idk if I would be alive without them right now.

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The Muppet Show was perfect. 💚

I still don’t understand how they make my seltzer taste like a melon.

If you see this say hi. 💜

The Muppets "Mahna Mahna" on The Ed Sullivan Show YouTube video by The Ed Sullivan Show

Lightening the mood.

The Muppets (on Ed Sullivan)
“Mahna Mahna”

Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Pac-Man!

I took no fewer than 300 pictures this weekend. I have posted:

One. (And it was one someone else took)

🙃

The forearm is always the best place to keep spare lyrics.

The greatest trick a Muppets Christmas Carol ever did was convincing the world there were two Marleys.