payslip for this years NHS pay rise works out about £40 a month extra. don't think that'll even cover gas and electricity increases. cheers sensible labour robber enablers. all busy waiting for your go as chief policy officer at robbers PLC. go drown yourself in a sack.
heard your dad goes to work wearing a tactical gilet
don't worry, we all love your nudes 👍
it used to be called the baku onlyclowns festival until 8 years ago 😔
Post you in another country (enjoying the byzantine elements of the kastello in rhodes whilst shaking your head to indicate disapproval at the knights hospitaller, ottoman and italian fascist elements)
i try not to think about the possibility a clown in azerbaijan has access to my nudes.
Googlephotos screenshot showing a dozen videos with the location of Baku in Azerbaijan
This isnt a joke by the way 😬
About 8 years ago a dozen videos of an Azerbaijan children's party got added to my Googlephotos account. It regularly features in my reminders and I'm not sure what to do about it. I just try and enjoy the clown and the kids dancing to gangnam style when it pops up.
Starmer isn't going to fuck you (sexually)
i used to love a process. love a tightly chaired meeting with a well put together agenda and action minutes. you know what i used to say when people said they loved my competency? "i'm just doing a starmer". i feel deeply embarrassed. what's the point? i use co-pilot. my meetings have gone to shit 😔
wistful dad looks on the morning dog walk. just do the work cowards.
Looking forward to my monofilament assassin teeth
dreamt I was the protagonist in a mid 80s tinker tailor soldier spy reboot and my partner was ronnie corbett. no wonder george smiley saw Britain as irredeemable.
A qr sticker on a bridge promising a whole new set of teeth for £4999
dare I summon the NHS bridge dentist? perhaps the dentist is a troll who struggles to find patients due to societies widespread anti-troll sentiment.
PETER BANTERSON
is it working? no one is awake to know.
come on girl give us 2 hours of beaker from the muppets
i'm sure he's saying things, but they are so boring they are simply bouncing off me. genius tactic tbh.
god bless you for protecting your chicken's identity like this 🥲
read this as God at first and was nodding along sagely. Gold the chicken also works i guess.
i've entered four marathons and had four terrible experiences in the four months leading up to it and on an even worse experience on the day. but what if it was different this time?
4 photos of David Lynch in a grid 1. David Lynch: "As soon as you posts posts" 2. David Lynch: "...people want you to talk abnout it" 3. David Lynch busting a gut 4. David LYnch: "...aand it's um the posts is the talking"
i must not enter the manchester marathon,
the manchester marathon is the mind-killer,
the manchester marathon is the little-death that brings total obliteration
As someone who garnered a reputation for competence simply by diligently replying to emails in a prompt fashion but actually did very little else, I'm actually feeling a bit sorry for starmer.
yes time out the office for the hobbies he he loves. such as V̴̰̯̏̋o̷̧̯͈̎i̴͔͔͒̓͝d̶̛̹
Starmer won't hear your jokes, but your friends with no ability to manage a team; an aversion to conflict; no guiding mission for power; no energy to drive change; little interest in people; and no interest in political strategy will
skill issue
yeah but can it bore the shit out of you down the pub by talking about its new carbons and hydration gels.
david arquette being hit in the forehead by a 3D spinning knife is the millenial shark jump
i got into my first and only physical cinema ruckus whilst watching scream 3 at the cinema. the police came and everything. still not my worst scream cinema experience.