stevie knicks aka knees_calhoun showing mozart died at the mozart death house on twitter saying "this is really helpful thanks" with hunter_hhhh saying: "mozart on december 5th, 1791: oh wow, a freshly baked pie? just for me? [HE WALKS INSIDE, CAMERA PANS TO SIGN ON THE BUILDING THAT READS "PIE FACTORY"] [SIGN FALLS OFF, REVEALING A SIGN THAT READS "Mozart Death House"]"

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.

Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

my discord status which i set to "i miss it dearly. heard the bagels were trash tho"

read 17776 last night. this shit is peak. dont make fun of me for having not read it earlier i was 12 when it came out in july 2017

i mean the cupola actually. i forgot the name of that part

if i was in the ISS i would throw a bunch of M&Ms into the observation deck and try to eat all of them like pacman but the space would be really confined so i end up sending like 80% of them flying everywhere but where my mouth is and then chris hadfield would kill me in real life

Better at the game than everyone else

how it feels to use Pure Data

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

read this as "a comically large twix could find me" which is probably true too

meme showing "i am" statements with gay, straight, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendere crossed out, but the only i am statement not crossed out says: "I am funny on bluesky"

gatefold CD version of In Rainbows (2007) the font is Roadgeek 2005 6W Regular

the actual In Rainbows album cover the font is Roadgeek 2005 Transport Medium

my cd of in rainbows is driving me crazy because it has the wrong font except apparently they changed the font at some point except i can't find any proof it used to have that font other than my cd

im not sure if i posted about this before

top text reading: "Me at the shoe store: 'hey i was wondering if you guys had any normal boots?' The cashier:" with the image below the text being the man of the gaming youtube channel peanutbuttergamer

tummydrummer-deactivated2014022 posting on tumblr with the post title "me nd my pirate girlfriend" with the content in the post stating: [holdin hands] me: bb ur hands r so cold her: that me hook

death grips for kids: go noodle cross the block

1995 dos style blue setup screen text list says: Select Music Card General MIDI Sound Blaster AWE32 Sound Canvas WaveBlaster Gravis UltraSound Pro Audio Spectrum Sound Blaster Adlib NO MUSIC ESC=Abort ENTER=Accept.

if you don't hear music in your heart maybe you gotta open the configuration program to randomly try switching music card options until it comes through

jokes aside the RAM was already broken before i did all of that to it

thoroughly destroyed SO-DIMM RAM with a wire cutter stabbed into it

hi guys. i am selling my evil ass haunted RAM that doesn't die. every day i do this shit and the next its back fully intact and covered in blood. please DM if you are considering buying

One of the unseen sides of Jurassic Park - Jurassic Parking.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Comic. [Gravestone for Joseph Paul Overton with list of years underneath. 1960-2003 is in black at the top and crossed out in red. Underneath in red is 1965-2011, crossed out, then 1973-2018, crossed out, then 1982-]

Overton

xkcd.com/3230/

Donald Trump just posted a video to Truth Social of a woman in Florida being brutally murdered. It’s extremely violent and disturbing. I’m not posting it here because I’m not a psychopath.

I cannot say the same of the U.S. President.

I got the new yoshi bath bomb… what the fuck

i was getting a granola bar from my kitchen and i tripped over nothing and sent said granola bar across the room into my front door at mach fuck creating an earth-shatteringly loud bang. my neighbours probably think i shot myself

Willy Crash arcade game stuck on error screen

i guess he will

Sorry

i like to arrange my mac os dock so that frequently-used, low-memory apps like notes and calculator are right next to an app called Globohension Extracticrash Agnostify Compression Engine Mk. XIX that takes 45 minutes to load, five hours to close, and can only be used outdoors