i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny
Posts by Sassafras
Happy Earth Day.
an image that reads "your butthole is thought about"
positive affirmations to send to your homies
birds
Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.
Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic
Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom
My cats Peppercorn and Butterscotch when they were kittens, sitting cutely together
My cats Peppercorn and Butterscotch when they were kittens, investigating some junk on the table
Butterscotch, a handsome orange cat looking into the camera handsomely
Peppercorn, a beautiful black-striped cat sleeping beautifully
They grew up so fast
if any area teens ever tried to menace me, i would just spook them by pretending to be goofed out of my gourd on drugs
we all know I have no life, so:
drew an egg
Bloodborne
Did you ever try the Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew?
… It was surprisingly good
I hope that “good news” part is sarcastic because this is bad in multiple ways
An eyeball inside of a tree
'Whispers In The Woods'
I cannot see any other possible reason Cassie is still sticking around even after she was worried he might have brain problems
Normally vore makes me squeamish but this I can totally get behind
Theeeeerrrrre they are 🤮
“By helping Trump get elected they also made many democrats indifferent to what happened in Gaza.”
Suddenly remembering the photos of DNC people laughing and plugging their ears when walking past protestors reading the names of dead Palestinian children
You're telling me the Democratic Party has space for MTG and Tucker Carlson but not for Hasan Piker. Hmmm... interesting
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
I’m interested but how do we know theyre Christian extremists? I just like to know the details before blocking
Do tigers count as catgirls?
Who was the person Theyre talking about?
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
What if the curse was to be human? 🥀✨🐾
Their cost-benefit analysis is sold to them as the “pragmatic”, “adult” choice to make, so it’s intimately tied to their identity as the only morally-good group. People who demand better have to be fought tooth and nail, or else that would mean liberals arent making the smartest, morally-best choice
come on man.
Yeah, its the destruction of a statue and not the genocide that should serve as a moral wake-up call.
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God, same.