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Posts by Sassafras

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

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Happy Earth Day.

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an image that reads "your butthole is thought about"

an image that reads "your butthole is thought about"

positive affirmations to send to your homies

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birds

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Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Three-ish panel comic: a pirate uses a telescope to look out onto the water and seems shocked. He yells out, “Captain! You’re not going to believe this!” Out on the water is what appears ostensibly to be a Pizza Hut, but underneath the surface we see the hut is actually attached to the head of a gigantic kraken squid monster.

Four years ago today, I posted my first beetle moses comic

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Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

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My cats Peppercorn and Butterscotch when they were kittens, sitting cutely together

My cats Peppercorn and Butterscotch when they were kittens, sitting cutely together

My cats Peppercorn and Butterscotch when they were kittens, investigating some junk on the table

My cats Peppercorn and Butterscotch when they were kittens, investigating some junk on the table

Butterscotch, a handsome orange cat looking into the camera handsomely

Butterscotch, a handsome orange cat looking into the camera handsomely

Peppercorn, a beautiful black-striped cat sleeping beautifully

Peppercorn, a beautiful black-striped cat sleeping beautifully

They grew up so fast

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if any area teens ever tried to menace me, i would just spook them by pretending to be goofed out of my gourd on drugs

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we all know I have no life, so:

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drew an egg

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Bloodborne

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Did you ever try the Flamin’ Hot Mountain Dew?

… It was surprisingly good

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I hope that “good news” part is sarcastic because this is bad in multiple ways

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An eyeball inside of a tree

An eyeball inside of a tree

'Whispers In The Woods'

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I cannot see any other possible reason Cassie is still sticking around even after she was worried he might have brain problems

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Normally vore makes me squeamish but this I can totally get behind

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Theeeeerrrrre they are 🤮

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“By helping Trump get elected they also made many democrats indifferent to what happened in Gaza.”

Suddenly remembering the photos of DNC people laughing and plugging their ears when walking past protestors reading the names of dead Palestinian children

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You're telling me the Democratic Party has space for MTG and Tucker Carlson but not for Hasan Piker. Hmmm... interesting

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Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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I’m interested but how do we know theyre Christian extremists? I just like to know the details before blocking

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Do tigers count as catgirls?

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Who was the person Theyre talking about?

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it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

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What if the curse was to be human? 🥀✨🐾

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Their cost-benefit analysis is sold to them as the “pragmatic”, “adult” choice to make, so it’s intimately tied to their identity as the only morally-good group. People who demand better have to be fought tooth and nail, or else that would mean liberals arent making the smartest, morally-best choice

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come on man.

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Destruction of Jesus statue should serve as moral wake-up call for IDF, Israel Israel boasts about being safe for Christians and other minorities, yet is unwilling to crack down on soldiers and civilians whose actions are taking a hammer to ties with Christians

Yeah, its the destruction of a statue and not the genocide that should serve as a moral wake-up call.

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Summary for Trello users:

If you have a free account they opt you in and you cannot opt out. You must have a paid account to opt out.

If the account is opted-in, they scrape your content, comments, descriptions, custom emojis, and metadata. They hold onto this data for 7 years for training.

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God, same.

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