Me: At first I thought it was saying “ice cream Gandhi” and I was like “hot dog Jesus”?

K: A second contraption has his the Timeborne.

*Visual depiction of J trying to get in the door*

A: What is 150pp?
DM: lol you said pp.
Me: 150 penis.
J: But what IS it?
DM: Oh, let’s talk about the pp!

J: Why is there so much coral in your backpack?

(We are so back)
#DNDItsDynamiteS3

So fair and valid. I hope these work well enough to be worth the stench!

Is it Skin Grip? In my experience they smell horrible but work like a charm!

Honorable mentions: The camp being washed out by flash flood (2), Keith proposing to his girlfriend via AOL (2), Ciera votes out her mom (27), Matty sent back to Redemption (22), Varner outing Zeke (34), and Winners at War Family Day (40).

My top emotional Survivor moments (having seen seasons 1-48)

1. Sugar spreading her dad’s ashes (17)
2. Joe comforts Eva (48)
3. Adam’s mom’s passing discussed at reunion (33)
4. 3 people needing medical in 1 challenge (32)
5. Winners at War Family Day (40)
6. Rupert trading spots w/ Laura (27)

J: You’re invisible, whether you like it or not!

Update: We’re currently arguing about daylight savings time in the discord typed chat while still adventuring in voice.

K: We poisoned a small lake so [J] could sing.

Me: Did you have a sexy rest?
DM: For [A], what is a sexy rest like?
K: You don’t wanna know. I walked in on it once and couldn’t sleep for a week.

J: You made me go first.
K: Pretty sure the dice made you go first.

Me: Fuck everyone.
K: And in Katine’s case, literally fuck *everyone*

Me: Look at me… a dumbass.

#DNDItsDynamiteS2

Spotify Wrapped 2025

Apple Replay 2025

2025 (I left Spotify for Apple Music, hence two graphics!)

Spotify Wrapped 2021

Spotify Wrapped 2022

Spotify Wrapped 2023

Spotify Wrapped 2024

2021-2024

Spotify Wrapped 2017

Spotify Wrapped 2018

Spotify Wrapped 2019

Spotify Wrapped 2020

Master Wrapped/Replay dump because it’s fun to see my listening change (and also not change lol)

2017-2020

Spotify screenshot

Apple Music screenshot

To be fair, I canceled my paid and switched to Apple Music in October, but I kept the app just for the wrapped graphics 😂
(And then I track all my listening on statsfm so I’ll have a true 2025 aggregate)

J: I’m gonna put this guy in my inventory real quick.

DM: *as we’re able to roll initiative* Oh, shit.
All of us: Ugh, we don’t like that.
DM: It’s fine, you’re all like level 9 now.

J: If I were to Tongues myself, do they have at least one language they know?

Me: So we do it the old fashioned way? Grab our weapons and fuck them up?

K: He’d fill the room with lava before you even know it. Wait, no he wouldn’t because he always rolls low on initiative.

J: *talking about a big bad* Don’t you have rope? We can tie them up and throw them in the lava.
The rest of us: *thinking he’s talking about children* WHAT?!?

#DNDItsDynamiteS2

Me: I was going to lay hands on Bunni to give him one point, but we took a long rest so he doesn’t need it, so I guess I’m done.
J: You could suck the life out of me instead.
*DM cracks up*

DM: Chip McGrumbles has a huge axe.
Me: He has a huge ass?

DM: Roll perception or something.
J: You got it dude, I rolled a 19.

A: I thought we had a chip for Chip?