a black and white photo of a girl sitting in front of a large wooden test board. she is smiling.

pfp by @ultraviolet.gay

is la croix in the water aisle or the soda aisle?

In your time on this earth you will chance upon works of art. And for some, you'll conclude with desperate rationale that they are the mere capstones of creative lineages unbeknown to you. The alternative explanation—that someone invented them from whole cloth—your ego as an artist will not permit

update: lemn

news articles being all sensationalist about the WA millionaires tax forcing millionaires to leave the state, and all i can think is “hm, the rich *do* seem pretty tasty. what if we ate them before they got a chance to leave??”

two men standing, one facing left on a ladder and the other facing right. they are both working on large aisles of heavy equipment.

why did i have to get the moving heavy things autism and not the “i like to collect stamps” autism

emotional support fire extinguisher

also, found wild ornj

current mood

unfortunately we have not yet invented a way to make macOS stop bugging me about upgrading. I will be a curmudgeon and stick with 15.x for as long as I possibly can!

christosphere!! 😳

no, what???!

pax, here are the medium sized rocks that I enjoy for one reason or another. Some of them are very shapely!

(1961 Western Electric 565 key telephone for scale)

@1xb.co just went though one of her desk drawers for the first time in a few months, here is what was inside:
• 2 medium sized rocks
• 1 roll of receipt paper for mechanical calculator
• Western Union telegraph key in original ceramic case (ca. 1920s)
• two broken UV flashlights
• assemblage of wire

Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

you'll thank me later
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...

a long page of tracking info from USPS showing my package bouncing back and forth between Seattle and other cities over the course of several days.

a long page of tracking info from USPS showing my package still bouncing back and forth between Seattle and other cities over the course of several days, god fucking dammit

a long page of tracking info from USPS sh what the fuck

Im not even kidding. It was Edmonds, not Bellingham, but this is the internal tracking info that USPS printed out for me.

It’s like a regular rotorvator, but specifically for horsies.

I honestly think whatever the US has become must die and be replaced with something more beautiful, equitable, and just. You can't prop up the corpse any longer.

is it civil war time yet?

one of the Cigarettes of All Time

fuuuuuuuuck...

i want to be adored. i want to be worshipped. i want to be treated like a queen.

honestly the reason i haven't been posting my feelings on The Horrors is that there's nothing I can say that wouldn't land me on some list somewhere.

Yes! Lava lamp club!

The butch lesbian BNSF engineer hit on me at the coffee shop by asking me “are you union?” Outfit pic.

Just for the record, FFS was life-changing for me. After 40 years of this shit, it is amazing to look in the mirror and see myself looking back at me.

You should purchase this beautiful magazine of trans photography. My photographs are included in it, including several that haven’t appeared anywhere else, and they’re truly some of my favorites. I’m really looking forward to seeing everyone else’s work. 💛

Oof I *hate* that feeling!

i went dentist today and now i can feel every single one of my teeth.

i should get some kind of exemption pass. I'm too autistic to deal with this shit.