got a second job so that i can go to costco soon :)

pretty!!!!!!!

no shame you can learn a lot from going on the computer :)

30 years old and just found out about taxes lol

jacob elordi is the gen z's josh hutcherson

i (love) bein sober -chief keef

post-work cold one, this mocktail brand is unbelievably tasty im madly impressed

post-crab clarity

forcefed myself crab earlier i literally ate crab for like 3 days straight i need a break from crab now

typical end-of-retrograde-during-full-moon posting

"cosmic stardust" alani beverage is wayyyy too carbonated for my morning routine. took 1 sip and thought it was gonna start pouring out my nose!

she was a cheeseburger doritos girl he was a dill pickle doritos boy

they brought back the cheeseburger Doritos and they hate to see me coming

okay you cant convince me Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto all being in retrograde isn't implicating my hockey fantasy odds

i have been really good about caloric deficit over the past two days cant wait to ruin it all today by eating a poutine at costco

Creatine is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Disney Bound as Andor

exactly

nvm

those canadian heritage commercials keep getting crazier

the brandon hagelian egirl council

Chinada NOW 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

a couple years ago tv/film about vacations were"the moment" and the current "moment" is amnesia tv/film

and dont forget their Paparazzi dad selling them out all the time!!! crazy work it was

my cat famous

can we pleeeease just become Chinada instead? life would be better

it really is too bad that Viet Cong had to change their band name bc of woke

this would be so amazing