joke was wasted on my irls so im bringing it here hello

real

Pinterest keeps showing me images of this devastatingly beautiful emo chick can somebody please help me find her @

thinking abt how i don’t have the dan to my phil.. the tati to my nof..

also i’ve told him to think about it (cos i did lowkey highly convince him to spend the tenner on the cards and he didn’t get any other merch) bcos i am a #considerateperson

this means i may finally have a dan solo card as the lord blessed me with 4 phil cards and 6 duo cards

my irl that hasn’t watched a dnp video in years but still went to TIT has asked me if i want his dnp photocards WOOOOOOO

seeing TIT today. totally not freaking out or whatever. i am so chill and so normal

merry christmas!! here’s some fetus dan sketches :D
#phanart #danandphil

goodbye 2014, hello 2015 !

Hope you all had a good holiday

#danandphil #phanart

Dan art of Dan and Phil taking a mirror selfie. Dan is making a cheeky tongue-out smirk like he usually does in most selfies. He's hanging his left arm on Phil's shoulder and throwing his classic Dan Howell Peace Sign, and he's tucking his right hand inside Phil's pocket because he's cold! Phil is holding the phone and taking the selfie, being nonchalant because he's cool like that.

Mirror selfie w/ tall friend 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️

happy christmas yall here’s me with my little brothers bluey ears on

I was there actually the context was they accidentally made out sloppy style

academic weapon

thinking about this again i NEED them to listen to my blood is your blood

IM CREAMING

i feel like a victorian man the way i reacted to dan in that tank top

ik right the video was the first time i heard of it??? maybe i just missed that day on dnptwt 😭

DaveAndRonGAMES

theyre so bad i actually cant 😭

wait the one youve got atm is nice!

what the fuck are these outfits im sorry

hey just an fyi my account is NOT a safe space for racists! listen to phoc and support them!!!! it's not that hard to not be an asshole🫶🏻 and if u feel offended by phoc discussing real problems that they experience, maybe take a step back and think about why it bothers u

wreath around the outside maybe?

A screenshot of Dan and Phil from their recent interview on Australian tv. Dan is looking lovingly at phil while phil yaps to the camera. A screenshot of a tweet by Heinz @snowmannequin that reads “I will find you. And I will become your coworker” has been edited over it

i need to scissor with her #titspoilers

i should be doing coursework thats due on wednesday however i have decided now is the time to start the google doc of all the things i want to tell my mate about things that have happened at specific tit shows but cant because theyre spoilers

YOU LOOK SO COOL OMG

either my twitter timeline is horrible but i do think the concentration of funny phannies is so much higher here