Demon twink on the sling:

unfortunate water splash while rinsing my coffee mug at work.

Hot

GRWM. For my cancers ♋️ out there.

A white bakery box filled with a dozen donuts, including chocolate-glazed, pink-frosted with sprinkles, vanilla-frosted with sprinkles, plain cake donuts, powdered donuts, and a chocolate donut topped with white icing.

everything reminds me of him, especially the one with whipped frosting in the hole

gimme that chubby cut top sir. will I be submissive? absolutely not. I’ll tell him how he likes it. 😉

damn. that’s beautiful

The way I watch K-dramas like they’re cultural artifacts. This one’s 13 years old, and the glow-up in filming and beauty standards is real.

For the 2nd time in my entire life, I’m spending Christmas apart from any family/relatives. This is probably what it’s going to be like from now on.

damn. remember when these brands were perceived by a lot of people as “status symbol”

seeing formerly expensive millennial brand at Burlington Coat Factory or TJ Maxx just hits differently.

My personal blog finally paid me for ads. It only took years and many pennies a day.
Could I optimize it more? Yes.
Do I want the pressure? Nope.

what I’m called in PV 😉

so snacks made with avocado oil is the new trend, huh?

that particular kind of grief from losing your rewards punchcard when you’re only one purchase away from a free drink 😭😭😭

someone needs to take these away from me.

😂 pretty sure one of them is Matt Lucas.

it’s a prerequisite for the job.

I choose the hot one.

“the first thing she did after rebirth was…” - every other micro drama recap on TikTok

The hostess showed us our table, I asked for a different one not too close to people, the other hostess made a snide comment and I’m controlling myself not to be a full on Karen on her ass.

At Olive Garden for the first time in years. I didn’t realize how cramped it is, or is it a new thing?

not my fucking jockstrap being in frame in the board meeting. 😅

one of the worst thing about presenting at a board meeting is waiting for your turn to present, especially when the person before you talks too much and over explains.

Grindr hook-up messaged letting me know that he got home safe. 🥰🥰🥰

A musical god appears and offers to isekai you back to the moment you first heard one song. Which song are you choosing?

not me waiting the week before to book my flight to pv. was debating if i was going to spend thanksgiving there as i have the past 3 years.

Spent the whole day dealing with benefits election. It was exhausting comparing plans etc. Adulting is hard.

cannot find the specific gray jockstrap I wanted to wear to the gym today 😭

so we all agree that the scene in the new Frankenstein movie where he meets the creature for the first time is kinda gay, or is it just me?