“Not the greatest flavour ever but it comes in a easy to carry stick, i never leave home without it” ★ ★ ★ ★

im going to eat glue

Two anthropomorphic canines shake hands. One is wearing cricket sportswear and text above him reads “Tea Interval.” The other is wearing a lab coat and is carrying a portable television. Text above home reads “Vertical Blanking Interval.” They stand in front of a cricket wicket and a tv repair shop, respectively.

Joke for Commonwealth nerds ONLY

The wretched dragon sleeping on her hoard of treasure. She sickens me with her greed.

a cartoon character with a red cape is crawling on a ledge ALT: a cartoon character with a red cape is crawling on a ledge

The Mao-Mao fanbase is dying!!! Repost this if you’re a true Maoist 😤😤😤

my car loves to prank me by making increasingly scary and bizarre noises while im driving

a purple cat wearing a red dress is standing on a pink background ALT: a purple cat wearing a red dress is standing on a pink background

hello gamers