“The Pope is weak on crime”

Glad to see this. Internet gambling is illegal in WA as of 2006. "In one Kalshi advertisement, one person texts another that they “found a way to bet on the NFL even though we live in Washington,” which seems to acknowledge that Kalshi knows that they are attempting to skirt state law."

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn't move. This is how they found him. "Do what you must, for I have already won."

My kinda Sunday. 🍩

that 60 minutes ticker is like pavlov theory sunday scaries

In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeeeee!

HOLY SHIT UCONN

so glad with all this change and (positive) chaos lately, everything is starting to settle

she 34, I'm 32, I fuck her raw lol

(before i self-destruct is mostly incredible)

he's too punchline heavy and self-conscious, but pretending to not be. it's silly bc in his own skin, he's such a natural. but it's been a decade plus since he's consistently been in his prime
he has had the worst ppl around him enabling him getting so mid

relapse era eminem was the last time we saw him on S tier "best rapper alive" shit
it's felt kinda labored and lumbery (even as nimble as he's kept it) since

yeaah. fuck out my face

i genuinely feel like old me rn, and its a lil scary

it's wild bc its been *years* since i felt like this, but i believe in myself again and its fire

Eid Mubarak, New York.

laugh now, cry later

the chief rocka instrumental is an incredible feat

almost forgot how expensive dating is lolll

im a real POS lmfao

FD’s got a few joints that offer pretty good coverage, including some on the Black Manosphere, specifically youtu.be/s1FkO7Tr70A?...

I’m so tired of how expensive it is to keep myself healthy and beautiful.

Same skill set. Both deconstruct reality, find the absurd angle, then deliver it with perfect timing. Woods just does it over beats instead of between laughs.

prime BIG, ma$e and kiss over an EP would've been fun

As the Crow Flies YouTube video by Billy Woods - Topic

music.youtube.com/watch?v=R6eU...

i shouldn't have had to find a new job and relationship situation to feel like my brain is turned back on

while we're here - flylo & aesop should've happened 10+ years ago

read a big boi should've been in goodie mob and 3000 should've done outkast with ceelo post earler and remembered the whole little brother was supposed to be phonte and median (would've been better that way imo) thing
i'll add armand hammer as billy & aesop rock would've been better, & i dig elucid

the best billy woods verses are almost like bits from a standup routine

Insert Cowboys joke