Y'know this writing thing would go a lot quicker if I stopped overexplaining things

Oh my god, I didn't even see that, that makes this so much worse

Why the fuck does the auto complete on my phone want to add pig after male
When have I EVER said male pig??

Front facing lucario with the straightest goddamn mouth in the universe, looking chopped as fuck

Front facing lucario isn't real, he can't hurt you

Yes he can, and yes he will

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

PDF file reader on Google play. Blocked for minors. Why.

Fucking excuse me.

Okay, this is crazy
#tomodachilife

LMAO

Based as fuck

Anyone else have sub-conscious is smarter than conscious syndrome or is it just me

Back in my day we listened to music on CDs What are CDs, grandpa? CDs nuts

This app is made of sticks and stones and it's breaking my bones

Oh nvm it's just running back my old notifications for some fucking reason?

WHY DO I HAVE 23 NOTIFS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

OH MY GOD IM AN IDIOTTT
I THOUGHT TODAY WAS SUNDAY NOT SATURDAY I'M A FOOL

Hard drive? Yeah, it is

There's so many fucking bugs in switch multiplayer terraria I'm starting to think it's tryna be a bug hotel what the shit

Turns out, I would rather die than talk about a special interest of mine or creative project I'm undergoing

Qual and Frieren from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. Qual is saying "Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb" Frieren Responds "unfortunately Mend Buttcrack is a surprisingly fast spell to cast"

great things happening on discord

Tell me whyEE
Ain't nothin' on the front page
Tell me whyEE
My timeline's taking another break
Tell me whyEE
I never wanna see the phrase
"Vibe coded that way"

WAIT I JUST REALISED IF BSKY DIES I LOSE ALL MY WINDSONG DATA
NO NO NO NO

My thing is just my handle, don't think too hard about it

I feel like now is a GREAT time to remind y'all I have a Tumblr if you wanna keep interacting and have me interact back also

Is this bsky bs permanent now??
Are we stuck with this cause the fucking devs can't do their job?

FFS didn't you JUST fix yourself???
The vibes are so off, vro

Oh so my phone wasn't fucking up earlier it was just bsky being a pos awesome

Ah yes, who would've guessed that the get axis function would get the axis WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEA-

Y'all should check out the Purple Eyes webcomic
I personally fuck with it heavy

Okay I really gotta try and figure out this one dimensional movement shit

Walking to school might be bad for my legs but it's good for my brain
I thunk so many thoughts today this is excellent