It is 2026 for heaven's sake, why are there still Kennedys telling people what to do???

If I see him tomorrow, I will buy them for you 🫡

Today I encountered a fellow who told me I "look like a gal who likes a cherries glass". I said "a what?!" and so he showed me some cherry & lemon printed drinking glasses he certainly didn't shoplift from Dollarama.

Honestly, he was right, they were super cute! But I have enough glassware. 🍒🍋🍒🍋

The only way to end the sexual abuse of children who are detained and incarcerated is to stop detaining and incarcerating children. There are no "reforms" that end sexual abuse inside.

Let's be fair to the ham, dear.

The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence. What happened? With Saturday marking World Down syndrome Day, advocates have taken to social media to help spread the message that despite its growing use, the word should be taboo.

The ‘r-word’ is seeing a resurgence. What happened?

This week I learned that sometimes, when people from Fisher River want to pump each other up, they say "Fisher GIVERRRRRRR, bud!" and I like that very much.

Friends, I don't mean to brag, but a beautiful giant boxer cross dog named Baby gave me a big hug in the Woodbine parking lot this afternoon! He was so tall that his front paws rested politely on my shoulders! 🥰

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

So...Patrick is hopelessly in love with Nahanni Fontaine, right? Like, this is some sick confluence of racism, colonialism, and remedial white guy lust, yeah?

Is she safe, do you think? ☹️

What if I shaved my head and joined a convent? What if I fistfight my dad? What if I pushed a stove off the balcony????

I've changed my mind. Life is short, I love #Danhausen and someone should give him a blimp and many human monies or

SHOUT OUT TO HOSPITAL SOCIAL WORK #ThePitt

It was a Baja blast but thankfully no one was [crunch] wrapped around a pole or beam.

SOMEONE DROVE INTO THE TACO TIME

Well damn, I'm sorry to hear that! I will also stop answering rhetorical questions 🤣

Eggs, a potato (fries maybe?), a veg?

Radical Black Women of Harlem Walking Tour | Barnard Center for Research on Women The Radical Black Women of Harlem Walking Tour was researched by Asha Futterman with support from Mariame Kaba, with map design by Arrianna Planey, and publication design by Neta Bomani. This tour gui...

To kick off Women's History Month, I'm sharing a booklet that we made for our Radical Black Women of Harlem walking tour. It's free to download and you can organize your own self-guided tours using the booklet. bcrw.barnard.edu/publications... - made this when I was a researcher in residence.

I've Loved That Danhausen since 2019-ish, but WWE seems like a bizarre venue for him?

A purple and orange octopus holding a slice of pepperoni pizza

This is Cal. He really likes pizza - a lot. He’s happiest when there’s a piece in each arm, he’d very happily share with you!

Norm is a small, tan-coloured pug and chihuahua mix dog. He is pictured from his waist up, laying on his back. A light-skinned hand is scratching Norm's belly. Norm is smiling with his mouth open, enjoying the scratches.

it’s legitimately a huge fucking scandal that the FBI director has fucked up at least two major investigations because he uses the FBI’s planes as private planes and has actively failed to even bother with one of the highest profile abductions since the lindburgh baby

Out here doing the lord's work*

*teaching the gen z's that Pat Roach works for Investors Group.

I hear they're really, really warm apparently!

My supervising lawyer says we should all wear them on the first day of a trial or other special occasions, and I'm legitimately down 🤣

Unfortunately no. ☹️

I know this might sound silly, but I'm going for my court robe fittings tomorrow and I'm bringing my mom. I am not really a wedding dress guy, (or a wedding guy, to be perfectly honest) so this will have to be our mother-daughter coming-of-age moment, and that's completely fine. ♥️

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Olympics need a team of international aunties.

Manitoba has most measles cases in Canada WINNIPEG — Manitoba has the country’s highest number of reported measles infections in 2026 — a year after the province’s outbreak began — while a surge brings stronger messaging from the government.

WINNIPEG — Manitoba has the country’s highest number of reported measles infections in 2026 — a year after the province’s outbreak began — while a surge brings stronger messaging from the government. www.brandonsun.com/local/2026/0... #bdnmb