a mascot with a sign that says keep on it Alt: a mascot with a sign that says keep pounding

When she boinkin on my kaboodle

yea bro. it's really cool the way you blow your vape smoke down my urethra. thanks bro

when the TSA's stupid fucking full body tranny detector went off on our flight over here i was prepared for the screen to show that my dick set off the alarm as usual but no it highlighted my womb and shoulders 💀

they've fine tuned the accursed things to laser target the advanced dysphorias HELP 😭

Do I got dyke swag

A man picks up a condom and says "Jeez, I'm so bad at putting these on." Somehow, he manages to get the entire condom around every part of his body except his penis. Rapidly losing oxygen, he struggles "mmmph mmmphh." His partner reaches out and shouts "Oh God!" He cradles Tyler's lifeless corpse in a similar pose to La Pieta. He cries to the heavens "He's dead! He suffocated to death!." His expression becomes long-drawn, his facial muscles hanging loosely off their bones, deflated with grief. He bargains with the universe, asking himself "why? why didn't I let him hit it raw?"

yelling at an Alexa to control your lighting and music in big 2024: lazy, unethical, lame

giving commands to the malnourished twink you keep in a crate next to the light switch with nothing but a dog bowl filled with stale PBR and a laptop that has Spotify: imaginative, job creation, praxis

unfortunately there are conservative trans people they are all traitors

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Man fuckkk work ethic im going to play on my phone

so real

Me when someone recommends Arcane

Well if we can post gifs now you know what that means
Waterfowl Dance Off!
#EldenRing

Democrats: So what do we do now that we lost?
DNC: The only viable strategy we have left.
Dems: And that is?
DNC:

A drawing of a smiling potato holding a smaller potato, and a cat with one shoe. Potato: i’m tankful for my tater Cat: and me? well, i’m thankful for my one shoo the bottom of the image reads: this thanksgiving, don’t forget - some people don’t have tater or one shoo this has been a psa from potato shoe PAC

they’re selling desiccated horse pussy on facebook

i love women

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

god i'm so gay holy shit

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

@phoinx90.bsky.social this you?

save me girldick save me

I heard about this, what a lil goof ball 🤣

Just heard about this kid going viral for yodeling in a Walmart. That kid's going places for sure!!

stop!! i have something to show you