Have people seen the new House of Targ 12th anniversary shirts? We (Scary Bear Soundtrack) are on the back, along with so many other amazing bands!!!

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Oh nice!!! I saw it a couple years ago and it was so good, and I loved Perth in general.

So good, especially in colder times of year!

I had some at the Tolbooth in Edinburgh that was really good! Not that I have anything to compare it to haha

I’m going back to Scotland in a couple weeks and I can’t wait to eat some proper haggis again

non serious country part 200

Did anyone else used to say “what the hey” because they were afraid of saying h e double hockey sticks

My ruffly black retriever mix with her head tilted to one side. Anxious look has something to do with the possibility of cookies.

I have been reliably informed that dog pictures ~do~ make a positive difference in the world. Tulip is all ears . . .

As a person with autism, imma need people to stop saying “email ________ team” or “invite ________ team to a meeting” and actually tell me the names of the individual human beings you want me to contact

Ottawa weather is absolute crap right now

Recording is cool because you get to hear all the details of what your bandmates are doing while you’re trying to make your guitar sound cool. Also in some cases you get to learn the lyrics finally

I refuse!!

A year ago I did a mini road trip to see Mogwai in Montréal and Toronto. I posted a selfie from the train with the caption “choo choo bitches” to instagram and IG scolded me for swearing but still let me post it

Vocals for round two of songs for the new album and apparently I am singing very low on these ones

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

I'M GLAD nature gave up on its idea of evolving birds from fish after a sparrow flew into my window yesterday. Imagine if that had been a whale or something. Absolutely ridiculous. Peter Wheelbarrow, Barrow on Furness

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Thank you Hungary.

ORBÁN CONCEDED

I just found out my kid thought Star Trek IV was a period piece, like the episodes where they go back to the Depression or Mark Twain or whatever.

Love a bagged salad where the lettuce is almost white

We need to do Universal Basic Income first.

Shedding layers at the gym until I basically have a laundry pile beside me #iliveherenow

Artemis II splashing down exactly when predicted, to the minute, after traveling like 700,000 miles is why we need dedicated bus lanes tbqh.

I couldn’t tell what was going on but they have all left now! Very strange..

Should I be concerned that I seem to have woken up to some sort of police operation outside my house. Just saw a (cop) guy in what looked like riot gear with some kind of machine gun

Not good ... but Coun. Brockington's questions of transit staff today were excellent. Why did OC Transpo not communicate the "additional damage" to trains before today? Unbelievable

I got a new tattoo on my arm on Friday and I hurt my neck on Sunday so I have been having awkward baths trying to soothe my neck while holding my arm above my head

I’m probably not supposed to laugh but.. I laughed