a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes . ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .

Returning form the Sixers game and watching the Phillies

The Phillies will get ‘em tomorrow!

*looks up the starting pitcher for tomorrow*

Welp!

This would work great for anybody named Mike

RESTORE HARRY THE K'S RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Anyways, looking forward to Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL Zamboni-ing over this one, curious what they’ll come up with

Every time I see Hegseth, I think of Mark Ravenhead from Succession:
youtu.be/Rk3lcEeoEy8?...

Just in case anyone wants a still of this

This story is crazy! The Jim Dolan had a Knicks fan obsessively monitored at games just because she was trans.

Watching this Flyers game was a great example for me of the merits of sometimes being a fair weather fan. Not gonna pretend I’ve been invested all season, like the hardcore fans, but that was awesome.

He did! In 2007. I fully forgot about All New People

Colman Domingo hosting SNL has me wondering how many other playwrights have hosted. The only other ones I can think of right now are Steve Martin, Jesse Eisenberg, Billy Crystal, Larry David, and (if we’re counting librettos) Tina Fey and Lin-Manuel Miranda

Wow I can’t believe this complete failure couldn’t pull it off

15 minutes later, and it would’ve been outta there:

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Critics of Act II of Sunday in the Park With George

The cast of the current revival of Death of a Salesman, posing for a photo, all dressed in black and shot in black and white From left to right: Christopher Abbott (seated), Laurie Metcalf (standing), Nathan Lane (seated), and Ben Ahlers (standing)

These motherfuckers did my Broadway Beat article:

www.thebroadwaybeat.com/post/play-pr...

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

*4

Orion Kerkering. First batter he faces after that ground ball to end the 2025 season.

The baseball gods can be cruel.

I don’t dislike Otto Kemp, but tonight, he didn’t make a great case for more playing time: 3 pretty terrible ABs and an awful route on a fly ball that should’ve been out #3 and instead led to two runs and a bunch of extra pitches for Sanchez

Deals are my art form. Some people get their kicks in different ways, but for me it's always been doing beautiful deals.

Robert Preston as Harold Hill in The Music Man, specifically in the number Ya Got Trouble. He’s got a quote bubble, as if he’s saying the original skeet in this thread

Members of the Iranian Jewish community inspect what is left of their synagogue in Tehran after Israel bombed it. On Passover...

"Moon's haunted"

PANEL 1: MATTIIE, sitting in a chair, slumped over in the dark. Behind her, you can see the green goblin mask from SPIDER-MAN (2002) but it has a phone instead of a mouth. MATTIE: It's really too bad I have this observation that I can't articulate great yet. But I can't stop thinking about it. MASK: HAVE YOU POSTED IT YET? EHEHEHEHE! PANEL 2: A dutch angle shot of the mask. MATTIE (VO): No…there's no way to say it without everyone yelling at me! MASK: POST IT! YOU'RE A GENIUS! PANEL 3: MATTIE, on her knees in front of the mask, crying. MATTIE: No! Never! MASK: POST IT! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN WRONG! PANEL 4: MATTIE, typing on thephone. TEXT: LATER MATTIE: Oh yeah. Everyone is mad at me. Bigtime. MASK: GET MAD BACK AT THEM

post it | patreon.com/lubchansky

A Non-Binary League of Their Own

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films WASHINGTON—As he struggled to remember how his remarks on sending more troops to the Middle East had digressed into a tangent on the blockbuster movie franchise, President Donald Trump reportedly beca...

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but ...

And here’s the gift link for the full article:

defector.com/its-time-to-...

Gift link in the thread below for those of you struggling with the decision to grow up, but I wanna highlight this passage:

Don’t fuck with Philly

Tweet from 8:03am April 1, 2018 from @GailWaldren6 (whose picture gives off Wine Mom energy. That’s a bit of foreshadowing, lol. Anyways, here’s the tweet, which is shorter than this description): I do not love wine APRIL FOOLS

I think April Fools peaked online with this: