Kate Ferguson @kateferguson4 • 7h X The Labour left smelling blood when it comes to Labour Together 6 89
Yeah, everyone gets really brave, when the fighting is over and it’s time to bayonet wounded enemy soldiers. Except on this occasion it’s deeply weird because there wasn’t even any fighting, it was just an army showing up then punching themselves in the head for about five years.
Maybe 7 or 8 times a day now something hits the threshold of being dumb enough to cut through the noise. This is one of those times.
I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic
Extremely minor Coens character-ass name
Handy Guide:
✅ Free Speech: When GCs who had no relation to my University complained to try and get me kicked off my course
❌ Not Free Speech: Exercising one's right to peaceful protest against those advocating your exclusion from society – on the campus you have to live and work in
He’s not mentioned his wife in a while, I suspect he needs to rebuild his finances
You misspelled “human trafficking”
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."
Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
A picture of a YouTube video with a cat sat behind a microphone. The caption reads “I Groomed the Happiest Cat Alive...He LOVED Grooming”
NGL, I thought this cat was racking the slide on a pistol
A picture of a YouTube video with a cat sat behind a microphone. The caption reads “I Groomed the Happiest Cat Alive...He LOVED Grooming”
NGL, I thought this cat was racking the slide on a pistol
@problemchimp.bsky.social Anything to offer here
Anyway if you ever find yourself reminiscing about Pizza Hut and Sizzler, throw your phone into the ocean and then walk into the ocean after it. The experience of nearly drowning might trigger some mammalian reflex that snaps you out of it and makes you normal.
I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name
OAI: say no more
If the hardcore band’s guitarist looks like this you’re about to die in that pit
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
trying to post through it rn
Please yes dynamically incorporate brand placements into the comics I draw, I want this so bad. So much value delivered
I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr
1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment
Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?
Asking the forbidden question
Tech Allbirds announces stunning pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes 175% Published Wed, Apr 15 20269:25 AM EDTUpdated 1 Min Ago thumbnail Lola Murti @in/lolamurti/ @lolavkm Share Share Article via Facebook Share Article via Twitter Share Article via LinkedIn Share Article via Email Allbirds made a surprising announcement Wednesday that it is pivoting to artificial intelligence. Shares of the company were up as much as 200% pre-market.
Everything is fucking dumb all the time now
This is going to sound like the trumpet that announces Armageddon
I think we can take some comfort in the fact that it's a bit worse for him.
Don't sell yourself short, you already remind me of C-3P0
wait shi-
aw fuck, we’ve got fraggles. they’re bigger than I thought. woke up last night to see one standing in the corner of my room, vaping
For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.
Right. Of course. Janelle Monáe can time travel. Incorporating that into my worldview.
I’ve been informed this is the plot of Dune
To the makers of Jubel Beer: who hurt you?
You know what I miss? Consensus reality.
The President of the United States Doordashed McNuggies and then made the delivery person stand next to him awkwardly while he announced to the press that the AI slop he posted yesterday didn't really depict him as Jesus Christ. Just laying that out plainly for future historians.