Paladin in the front, bard around back

Those districts look like something the Texas leg would have come up with

Shameful that you still support Big Single Grape

Free people from dress codes

Tradition matters

I never got a push from the provost to integrate the fax machine into the curriculum

I can retire at 60 as long as I drop dead at 59

Right about the same time that "trickle-down" economics starts working

May it have an entirely AI audience

From your fingers to God's timeline

Whoa, hold on now, no way that choad was in drama club

We've had one, yes. But what about SECOND CHEESE TIME?

Kudos on a 37 second fart, very impressive

Tfw you just don't care enough to write your own marriage vows

We flew over Spring Break, and as our plane was taxiing down the runway, it was making this really weird wikki-wikki-wikk sound (I thought it sounded like a tire squeaking), and I started to imagine myself as Shatner trying to tell people "there's a... DJ... on... the wing"

Off-topic, but this is all I can think of any time I hear Sister Christian

Millennials ruined the suckin-on-a-chili-dog industry

PHOTO OF THE DAY. German film star, Brigitte Helm, cools off on the set of Metropolis (1927). 📷 UFA

Any day now they'll figure it out

Students have no idea how much we root for them

My son Norman would like a word with his son Saxon

Built a leprechaun trap, caught chupacabra and a bigfoot instead

Depends on when they stop telling the story

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Think carefully. LinkedIn is forever.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Heironymous Squarzaficus

Long Day's Journey Into Grading Research Proposals

To be fair, I've never felt like she knew anything

Happy St David's Day/ Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant hapus!