fuck off, will be so satisfying to see you primaried

I saw someone on here arguing the other day that you don’t own a book, you only own a license to the book and the book itself is a token of the license. I assure you, I own my books. I can lend them out. I can read them aloud to my child. I can sell them to other people. I can hit you with them

Gonna be a lot of laudatory articles highlighting the moral red lines for people turning away from MAGA when it's really just gas and beef prices. Like I'm glad, I guess, but it's Q2 2026, you're stained forever.

The Birth of a Nation (1915)

You, years later: Hope what I said didn’t come out wrong. Oh god what if they thought I mea

United States Representative to employee: suck me off real quick?

*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

A comic of a bird singing about somebody eating their babies, and a crow responding that they did and they'd do it again. And below them, it is a man listening to a cd of their conversation entitled "relaxing bird sounds"

When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh

this is, definitionally, an emergency of the highest order. you'd be hard pressed to see anyone in authority acting like it.

this, definitionally, cannot stand. this, definitionally, cannot happen. that it is, unimpeded, is incontrovertible evidence that our system is broken beyond repair

a guy won temporary control of, technically, one third of a federated lattice of rules and organizations that themselves sit atop 50 other state governments, and many more municipal, county etc etc.

that guy is now threatening to use that authority to wipe out an ancient people for no known reason

this is deadly serious now. this is easily the most consequential moment in time of my entire half century on the planet. and what will anyone in a position to do anything do? the moment will not be met

it doesn't matter that they're liars and bluffers, it doesn't matter that they're pussies, it doesn't matter that they (probably) won't do what they're threatening to do. its enough that they are saying it. its enough that it's possible. this is not acceptable to any living creature on the planet

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)

maybe it will happen today! :D

Sure! "Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

$8 a gallon for gas???

That's right

no thank you, this is fucking trash

thanks for another account to block

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

this is a pathetic legislative priority. i have read some of the dumbest shit imaginable written in pretty cursive, and getting students off of tablets does not require them to learn cursive. i hope you get primaried by an actual progressive

hell yeah, she rocks

probably good to make art in opposition to a genocidal ethnostate! but i'm not the NYP and thus not in contention for being the dumbest paper on planet earth

Something so perfect about the US waging this war with intrinsic awareness towards the timing of the market and total indifference to the timing of global food production

Military experts say it will be difficult for the United States to retrieve Iran's nuclear materials. An elderly rapist who shits himself in public says it will be easy. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

I find the idea that Gen Z are making large purchases on their phones extremely upsetting. Flights? My friends, get a hold of yourselves, get your lives together.

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist

I Know Why the Aged Nerd Swings

Just heard a clip of Sam Alito talking about mail in ballots today and he sounds **indistinguishable** from a run of the mill YouTube conspiracy theorist. You can tell his mind is basting in right wing propaganda all day long.

Someone is telling Democrats from the Great Lakes to say shit like, “We’re a border state” like it proves they understand how important border security is and it just makes them sound utterly full of shit. Acting like the Windsor Crossing is fucking Sicario. Grow up.

an IG post from “natemorebikes” that is a comic with 4 panels panel 1: a poorly drawn person saying “penis on my butt” panel 2: same person says “please do not pee inside there” panel 3: same person says “pee is for toilets” panel 4: two people at a table tell the person “you have single-handedly ruined an art form.” in the background is a sign that says “haiku competition”

i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it