It’s time.

Thanks to everyone who helped raise 35k for charity, forcing me to make this god forsaken video

youtu.be/bRVPlSQh4oU

Enemy of Joanne is the trans version of Friend of Dorothy

News sucks shopping sucks maps sucks

The only thing left on the internet that's worth going for is people's art, everything else is fetid and awful and I'd like to stop looking at it and seeing it

"They don't make em like they used to" I say for the eighth time today.

I'll say it again, in fact it's the only thing I say anymore.

Another positive response, they love me. I've never been more popular.

A Google Shopping tab listing for an ice maker that's labeled "Living and Home Unisex Ice Maker Machine with Ice Scoop and Basket"

What- what do you mean unisex? What do you mean????

Forever chasing that Skinamarink high

I love Tunic, incredible game

Is there a food that tastes like playing Void Stranger for the first time? Or maybe a drug? Anything really.

Slipping on a banana peel will never not be funny. It is the truest, most evergreen joke.
It's the Bugs Bunny of jokes.

Checked my wallet, still not a billionaire. Will work harder and check again soon

I like the term "Well Read" because it's modest, it's not shooting for any higher than "Well".

You can read every book on the planet and no one's calling you "Superbly Read". You're "Well".

I know I sound crazy but I swear the whole world used to be better at mood lighting

My back turned, a chill runs down my spine as I realize he didn't do the secret knock.

"K-Kermit?"

Baba is You is perhaps the tightest game design of the last decade. All the sneaky little ways the game teaches you the mechanics...

A Loose Ghost ALooseGhost.

Sure!

youtube.com/@alooseghost...

Not exactly

Everything is

I'm an idiot who just Googled "postentious"

If I ever get a YouTube comment calling me pretentious I'll know that I have won and I'll post a picture of me eating a tiny cake so everyone can know how I feel

I will have a think, I do love making lists

Incredible list

A red dragon perched on a rock in an underground cave based on the story of the red dragon sleeping under Dinas Emrys - Upon being woken it fought and beat a white dragon also buried there.

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant hapus / Happy St David's Day!

I thought I'd take this day to share some Welsh art and the stories that inspired them!
Thread 🧵

One day we'll run out of horror movie ideas and the last one left will be "The Falling-Down-The-Stairsenning"

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

Me and the weird orb I found while spelunking: "It's pretty cool sharing a consciousness with each other"

This video is turning out to be extremely difficult to write. Uh oh

Every famous director eventually starts making movies called "The Mad Life of William Joe"