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Did this mf just say "your body your choice?"

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lol

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i will add things upon request as well

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Can't wait to be made obsolete in the next couple of years. maybe they'll turn me into cat food or something.

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HEEEEEERE COME THE BUFFALO SABRES!!!!!!

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Lyon in net for game three, right?

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They need to figure out a way to get Leah Hextall into golf coverage.

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ESPN guys just dumped all over UPL coming off that missed second goal. Brutal.

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Gonna go have an almond butter biscuit in protest of the Sabres second period.

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The vibes are gone. The Sabres are going to have to work to win this one tonight.

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[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

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What is the record for most consecutive failed power plays? THe Sabres have got to be getting close, no?

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a man is driving a small yellow vehicle that says south state on the side Alt: Austin Powers is driving a small yellow vehicle that says south state on the side and is stuck between the walls of a narrow hallway and cannot get turned straight because he keeps backing into the wall.

Sabres on the power play:

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IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, STAY IN LINE

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No Bluesky is getting vibe coded by the Iranians again it seems.

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Going to start a website that is for talking about and sharing music and then have the music uploads never work. Wish me luck!

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Not so much an accident as it is an occupational hazard.

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Sabretooth is a chaos magnet

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And on drums..Joshua Patrick Allen

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Even my alt-text images are not showing.

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Buffalo Sabres players Brad May and Rob Ray hold a panicking Matt Barnaby in the air while a maniacally smiling Dominik Hasek holds Barnaby's red and black satin robe at the end of his goalie stick.

Buffalo Sabres players Brad May and Rob Ray hold a panicking Matt Barnaby in the air while a maniacally smiling Dominik Hasek holds Barnaby's red and black satin robe at the end of his goalie stick.

Buffalo Sabres goat head logo spray painted in someone's front yard in front of their house.

Buffalo Sabres goat head logo spray painted in someone's front yard in front of their house.

Buffalo Sabres shirts with the Sabres logo and palm trees and clouds in team colors of blue and gold.

Buffalo Sabres shirts with the Sabres logo and palm trees and clouds in team colors of blue and gold.

A man in a Ryan Miller Buffalo Sabres hoodie and hat with Miller's number 30 on it delivering an elbow drop to a punching dummy wearing a Boston Bruins sweater.

A man in a Ryan Miller Buffalo Sabres hoodie and hat with Miller's number 30 on it delivering an elbow drop to a punching dummy wearing a Boston Bruins sweater.

Sabres

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Setting up a GoFundMe to buy a truckload of binkies for the warfighters.

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Wait until he sees how a flu outbreak in a unit will weaken the warfighting capabilities. He's such a goddamned idiot.

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Not enough resources? Really?

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Semi choked on a baby carrot with some Italian dressing on it and now it feels like I blew a main seal gasket in my head.

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I never started Billy Idol.

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This is awesome. Congrats, Dave!

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the rock is making a funny face and pointing at the camera while wearing a gray shirt . Alt: the rock is making a funny face because he is trying to understand what the post in the screen shot actually means.
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Chris Gaines....erm Brooks...

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a man in a suit is driving a car and looking at his watch Alt: a man in a suit is driving a car but can't take it anymore and jumps out while it is still moving.
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