Screenshot of a tweet by Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) joking that we've reached the "Cabinet applauds because President can sign his own name phase of dementia," quote-tweeting Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) who captured Trump remarking after signing his name, "Oh, that's a good one. Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that?" The embedded video shows Trump leaning over a desk signing a document.

Do we applaud when he names all five animals in a cognitive test? Trying to understand the protocol.

The women are always the first to go

This is very good

"Those gosh-darn leopards haven't finished off my face yet. And, you know, that makes me sad. Come back, you wonderfully voracious leopards! Come back to Mama!"

If this is true (because almost everything he says isn't), it shows how stupid Donald is. He doesn't realize that this increased demand will make US oil prices go up, causing domestic gas prices to rise further. The only beneficiary? The US oil and gas industry, which gave Donald a $1 billion bribe.

And then he said: “If you don’t open the Strait of Hormuz, an entire civilization will die tonight.”

So they opened it.

Then he blockaded it.

So they closed it again.

Now he’s demanding they reopen it… so he can close it again.

Caitlyn Jenner: “Mr. President, my passport has an ‘M’ on it. What does that mean?”

Senile Satan: “The ‘M’ stands for moron. You were stupid enough to support me.”

My 66 year old brother, Dr. Robert Willson, is running in the Boston Marathon tomorrow. I can't go see him because of the Orange Turd and his Gestapo. Not because I'm likely at risk, but because I have morals.

💯

☠️ No notes…

The Nobel Prize winning CRISPR technology was applied to treating a patient with sickle cell anemia. Jennifer Doudna, pictured here, shared the Nobel Prize (2020) with Emmanuelle Charpentier for CRISPR.

A reminder that work on CRISPR was supported by #NIH funding.
🧪

@MAGAMichelleS69 Follow ... I will be filing Police Reports against anyone that takes a screenshot of my Twitter posts. This is a warning to all liberals. Take a screenshot and you will be getting a visit from the State Police and FBI.

🖕 🤣 🖕 🤣 🖕

Cartoons from the Middle East
سقوط حتمی !
.
Inevitable Collapse

Yes, when you are finally out of office, you incompetent and ridiculously stupid buffoon.

Trump’s amazing peace deal is going well. A peace deal the likes of which nobody has ever seen. Best peace deal ever. Nobody thought it was possible.

Donald Trump wanted a commemorative stamp with his face on it but the focus group said 65% of Americans would spit on the front side and the other 35% would lick the backside.

Robert Reich 5.3K likes, 767 comments. "Trump’s Lies About Immigrant Workers, Debunked"

Don’t believe the lies you hear about immigrant and undocumented workers.

The real villains are the greedy corporations that want workers fighting one another while they rake in record profits at all workers’ expense. https://youtu.be/4u_HwUn4bYQ?si=QW7tUu6SRTAremKY

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

“Sorry I cut off the cancer research funding for your husband, fake DoorDash granny. Bibi needed new bombs. Here’s a hundred bucks. That makes us even.”

📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.

So he's going to arrest Republicans? As far as I know those are you only ones with credible evidence against them

Damn you all to Hell

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

Colored-pencil card drawing of Jackie Robinson in Montreal Royals uniform

80 years ago today, Jackie Robinson broke minor-league baseball’s color barrier when he made his debut for the AAA Montreal Royals. He went 4-for-5 with a HR that day and would go on to lead the Royals to the International League championship.

😅😅😅

Quick send in the clowns, don't bother they're here 🤡

Another reason to not set foot in the United States. The Republicans could stop this bug they seem to be afraid of getting gunned down by their own supporters

Smart of them to schedule it indoors so he doesn’t get struck by lightning.

This is the reason the stock market is completely disconnected from the real economy.

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious