[ acrively refusing to turn around ]

tell me the smell is from you burning food.

you guys gotta start goin' easy on me.

swear my back gets worse with every kid i start to parent.

yeah i'll cheers to that

Looking at you smiles softly walking to you "oh hey would you like to grab a coffee with me hun?" Blushes madly a bit nervous rubbing my arm shyly my plump ass jiggling softly as I walk to you waiting for your answer

[ deep breath after pulling away, offering the empty can, ]

's called shotgunning, kid, and you should never do it, ever. 'kay?

sure. why not. one second.

[ stabs the root beer can. shotguns it in three seconds. ]

cracking one open but the catch is instead of real beer it's just root beer and i'm surrounded by kids

// SO CRAZY GOOD

// better look at blanche b3cause actually I'm super proud of this

thoughts and prayers to tai i just heard the news

[ A pause, hesitation. Carefully, he opens his wings, gliding down to land on the top of her crook with a little hop as his talons dig into the wood. ]

// summer and tai and raven get kids qrow gets on too. putting blanche in the family photo

[ sitting on the ledge, all scarfed up and amused. caw, caw. ]

// yang watch out there a crwbies habit of killing off lovers behind you

sorry kid .. thats just how it goes in this family ......

:: Temporary Pinned. Rwby oc. you know me

lost mine in the war

you kids and your polycules

just hope there are no stairs nearby ......

got my eggs all lined up in a row

// I WAS STARING AT IT AND SMILING. LIKE YEAH. OKAY. WE'RE COOKING.

// hes so crazily goated. who gave this old man so much swag

// very very happy with the icon and header surprisingly

MUN INFO:

22 YEARS OLD ( BUT WILL NOT BE DOING ANY KIND OF LEWD, THOUGH JOKES MAY BE PRESENT ALONG WITH DARK THEMES ), GOES BY JAZZY / JAGGER AND SHE / THEY / HE PRONOUNS. SUPER FRIENDLY BUT ALSO HAS ANXIETY.

Just another pair of #ᴶᵃᶻᶻᴴᵃⁿᵈˢ!

NON - LEWD PERSONAL PORTRAYAL OF QROW BRANWEN, RWBY AND MVRP.

INCEST / PRO - SHIPPERS / LEWD ACCOUNTS BLOCKED ON SIGHT.

HE / THEY PRONOUNS, BISEXUAL MUSE.

art credits:

icon: official content.

header: official content.

pinned: official content.

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𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹, 𝗜 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝙨𝙖𝙬
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚,

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𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝗶𝗻 𝗱𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗸
𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚.