he is undercover or something like that

#discoelysium

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

The new logo for Infowars has been revealed.

The Onion has successfully landed a deal to take over Alex Jones' site after 17 months of legal issues.

Tim Heidecker will serve as the site's creative director.

April 20th, 2026. Today's the day Apollo Justice has his very first case in court. After 7 years, the Ace Attorney timeskip is over.
Happy Apollo Justice day!

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced defense attorney Phoenix Wright, who was disbarred seven years ago for forging evidence, has been arrested for murder himself. The trial is scheduled for Monday.

AI "writers" could never understand the pure joy of sitting down to write and having the most entertaining bullshit just rise unbidden from the depths of your brain like a really weird mermaid

Fucking amazing comic and movie.

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COUNTER PROTEST AGAINST "WOMEN WON'T WHEESHT" SATURDAY 11TH APRIL MEETING FROM 12PM SHOWTIME FROM 1PM TILL 3PM OUTSIDE THE SCOTTISH PARLIAMENT EDINBURGH EH99 1SP

A call out to all trans allies to join the queer party outside The Scottish Parliament this Saturday.

Come share the joy with us 😊

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

It's catdog.

death of the author and/or separating art from artist are concepts explaining how the creator has no ownership or control with your engagement with their art, their interpretation of their own work is trivia at best. It is not a statement absolving the creator from their political/criminal activity.

Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨

roll the clip

And puts up with a shocking rendition of Skye Boat Song.

Pleeeeease please play this game.
Please experience the whiplash of the most beautiful poetry you've ever read and then 'I'm a talking crab, fancy that!'* This game is joyous.

*You will experience this whiplash multiple times I'm not sorry for the one spoiler.

Save 40% on Judero on Steam A handmade action/adventure game based on the rich folklore of the Scottish Borders.

Huge Judero sale! store.steampowered.com/app/1960900/...

a blue slime sits nestled in a tiled pool made for it, with two koi swimming inside it and several lily pads growing on its surface

blue slimes make excellent centerpieces in any garden, but take care to water them frequently and maintain their size, lest they wander away with your prize koi fish!

A thumb brace has let me play games pain-free for the first time in years Finally, I have achieved my fitness goals. My thumbs grow buffer by the day.

these super low profile thumb braces are the reason i can play video games again and i did a lot of searching to find them. no provider recommended them to me for video games! none of them really knew what to do about gaming. i don't want to gatekeep!
www.mothership.blog/a-thumb-brac...

Oh my god what.
I do not have the chops.

see?
here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Apparently my type is 'Can I squeeze it' and 'is it comedically big when following me through town.'

And Trubbish because it's a fucking bin bag.

The Mandelson affair: inside the scandal of a century Mandelson's fall from grace reveals a very Labour weakness

Ailbhe at the NS is politely damning here but let me chuck in my two pence, just to add to the fun www.newstatesman.com/politics/lab...

So, BlueSky, one of my passions is the study of tea in WW2. I need you to watch this oral history from three ex-tea ladies from the Bermondsey WVS.

Because you could guess for ONE THOUSAND YEARS and you would not guess where it is going... #skystorians #history #tea

Knowing that the mainstream media and the mainstream parties (plus Reform) are using many of their considerable resources to dig up dirt on Polanski and this is what they found is quite nice actually. He did a proper stupid thing a good while ago, no harm done to anyone, apologised.

BBC News headline "Polanski stood by breast enlargement hypnosis claim" from 11 Mar 2026. Below is a picture of Zack Polanski with a sub heading saying he was elected Leader of the Green Party of England and Wales last year.

Sub heading of the earlier headline, which reads: "Zack Polanski's claim to have immediately apologised for saying hypnosis could increase a woman's breast size has been thrown I to doubt by a newly unearthed interview."

My god they have nothing.