Based on my Super Nintendo NHL Stanley Cup simulation, the Pens are winning 4-1 tonight #nhl #letsgopens

I can speak on the behalf of Pittsburgh if you have any questions

I hate when weather apps show rain on a day like Friday when its’s expected to rain “0.05” inches, which is basically nothing. And all after 8pm. Cause otherwise Friday is gonna be a nice day

Yes!

What’s your default Tetris? Mine is Gameboy #retro #videogames

I still haven’t forgiven Ozuna for not letting that pitch in the 11th inning hit his leg

Stanley Cup playoff footage from 91 years ago is wild

Waking up now is like in Jurassic Park where they’re “ah the cursor is blinking so we’re back online!” then half the people die trying to get the individual parts up and running and a kid gets electrocuted….

A Buckcherry reference in the wild!

BREAKING: Israel violates ceasefire

Drop something Smoking

I’m not jumping down that rabbit hole but Pittsburgh will never host a Super Bowl. Especially with international expansion on the horizon. Just hosting the draft is probably a once every 50 year event.

There’s life before that Gracie Abrams song was stuck in your head, and life now living with that Gracie Abrams song stuck in your head.

He’s been visible, and that goes a long way in the first 100 days.

There’s a new Isaly”s, and the City Paper and Post Gazette are reborn

I haven’t see Greg Brown this jovial in a pregame in awhile. Happy for him getting to call a winner #mlb #letsgobucs

This is great news for KDKA, WPXI and WTAE, who were facing the horrors of having to actually report news rather than just getting video from police and fire calls

Dick’s is pulling out of Beaver?

welp, since the post for getting gaming friends went so well, next order of business is to find some locals (Pittsburgh area) that want to start a metal band. I sing, scream, and play bass. I'd like to find a lead guitarist and a drummer, maybe another guitarist and hopefully someone else sings too.

Opening the beaches on the Fourth of July is like ringing the dinner bell.

Fuck, this was Paula Cole…

Why are we pulling starting pitchers so early? These guys are 20 years old. They’ll be ok.

I finished it a few years ago out of sheer determination. Then immediately tried to play Majora’s Mask and just couldn’t. That’s the one Zelda game I just can’t play

Meredith Brooks when her whole family showers before her -

“Where has all the hot water goo-ooooo-ooone”

Meredith Brooks when her whole family showers before her -

“Where has all the hot water goo-ooooo-ooone”

Dude I know. The stadium is on a river too. Have a ship with cannons that shoots fireworks sail by or something

If it’s Nerf or nothing and with Skyrizi nothing is everything then it’s Nerf or Everything

This is the correct answer

I’d bet $100 he says “after negotiating with Iran yada yada…” and then Iran is like, “we never spoke”