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Posts by Euphausia

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY!!!! best wishes and much love 💜💜

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laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads:

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG?

[photo of a coyote]

DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE.
OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???:
—NO ACTION REQUIRED
—IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!)
-HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT
-LET HER COOK
—NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;)
—KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS
-(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY)
—YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

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Idgaf I believe in the green light

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you remind me of my Dad, he also dislikes avacadoes

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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the wheat guy from portal 2
(wheatley)

2 months ago 7 3 0 0

oop I was being facetious my bad for not signaling that. Also, understandable, would do the same

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

I think you might've skipped over a number or two---not to be nitpicky, ofcourse

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

instead of posting individual updates for books I've now decided I'm just gonna keep reading like normal and then make a really big post about EVERY book I read this winter. It's gonna have some crazy stuff from Rick Claypool to Johann Hari, it'll be fun ;)

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ANYTHING from Subnautica, the concept of the game alone freaks me out. I've tried multiple times to play it but I'm always too scared to do literally anything, same with Rain World.

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Taco from bfdi with ocelot limbs and some facial markings, a mix between ocelot markings and freckles. There is another smaller drawing of the same thing to the side.

Taco from bfdi with ocelot limbs and some facial markings, a mix between ocelot markings and freckles. There is another smaller drawing of the same thing to the side.

I almost forgot to finish this but I had to close the canvas and I simply couldn't just abandon her... Taco ocelot finally is ready to be shared #bfdi

2 months ago 80 25 5 0
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whatever you do, do NOT click on the #fart tag. biggest mistake of my life.

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I'd recommend it to pretty much anyone; there are some upsetting parts but nothing graphic. If you think a novel about two Iranian women's bond in the face of systemic injustice sounds interesting, you should really check it out! (3/3)

Next up on my reading list: The Great Gatsby!

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It manages to be page-turn-y even when nothing outwardly dramatic is going on, and I never felt like any time was wasted on unnecessary plot details. As to how long it took me, I'm not sure because I took a break in the middle of reading it, but I remember it being of reasonable length. (2/3)

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Last night, I finished Marjan Kamali's The Lion Women of Tehran! I'm not exaggerating when I say I've never cried at anything harder than I cried at this book. Alongside that, it was also just a great piece of entertainment... (1/3)

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🧵 Hey! It's my #birthday! I'm fortunate enough to be living a comfortable life at the moment, and have no need for anything, so if anyone wants to give me a "gift", please consider donating to one of the 2SLGBTQIA+ charities I'll be listing in a thread below this post! Thank you 💖

#charity #queer

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Happy birthday Mikey!! Keep doing what you do, you're awesome!

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DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter emerging from a cloud of tear gas that ICE agents fired into the streets of Minneapolis.

Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com

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Me holding the book The Secret History by Donna Tartt

Me holding the book The Secret History by Donna Tartt

After 26 days, I've finished reading The Secret History! This is an amazing book!! and I'd recommend it to basically anyone.
That being said. It was UNBEARABLY LONG. No shade to Donna Tartt cuz this book is an achievement, but it was EXCESSIVELY slow at times. 10/10, never reading it again.

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I actually hadn't seen EE until mid-December of last year, and I've been casually promenading through the series up until today. I was literally on THREEEE 4 when this episode came out; it barely even felt like a new episode when I watched it 😅

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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It was a long wait, but we made it!!
Also, we haven't had Insectophobe's Nightmare 5 yet so I'm gonna wager it'll be BFDIE 3 or 4.
Also also, MY TWO FAVORITE CHARACTERS (BH & One) INTERACT IN THIS EPISODE!! I will scream every time they appear, SLCo theater viewers be warned.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
A poster for episode 21 of Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two. The poster features the characters Firey Jr. (a small flame with a dark orange outer layer and a yellow inner layer) along with Grassy (a small clump of grass) and Liy (a lightswitch) riding on the back of a Fourse (a horse with blue colouring similar to the character Four (a blue number 4).

The characters Loser (a yellow cube) and Winner (a blue cloud-esque character) are also to the side, with Winner falling and Loser holding on to them whilst holding a backpack in his other hand.

Text at the top of the image reads, "Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two Episode 21"

A poster for episode 21 of Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two. The poster features the characters Firey Jr. (a small flame with a dark orange outer layer and a yellow inner layer) along with Grassy (a small clump of grass) and Liy (a lightswitch) riding on the back of a Fourse (a horse with blue colouring similar to the character Four (a blue number 4). The characters Loser (a yellow cube) and Winner (a blue cloud-esque character) are also to the side, with Winner falling and Loser holding on to them whilst holding a backpack in his other hand. Text at the top of the image reads, "Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two Episode 21"

A second poster for episode 21 of Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two. The image show the hotel the contestants live in between challenges with the silhouette of Two (a green number 2) in one of the windows. The colouring of the image is orange and black.

Text on the poster reads, "Battle for Dream Island:  The Power of Two Episode 21; Insectophobe's Nightmare 6; in theaters - Jan 29; tickers on sale - Jan 16"

A second poster for episode 21 of Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two. The image show the hotel the contestants live in between challenges with the silhouette of Two (a green number 2) in one of the windows. The colouring of the image is orange and black. Text on the poster reads, "Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two Episode 21; Insectophobe's Nightmare 6; in theaters - Jan 29; tickers on sale - Jan 16"

And there's our #TPOT 21 news! Hope everyone who gets to go see it has a great time, and I'm off work on the 30th so will be sitting waiting for that YT drop!

#jnj #bfdi #osc #objectshows

3 months ago 38 18 4 0

I don't think I'd ever have the patience not to start gnawing at my nails if they kept getting caught on stuff 😅
I can very much relate to the gender stuff though! It's been about 6 months since I came out to my family as nb and it's been quite slow. Hopefully 2026'll be a better year for that?

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

I'd like to say it was because of One Last Memory from the TNM soundtrack but truly it was just because we had to play a strings instrument in 3rd grade and violin was the one I chose, and honestly I really like playing it! I also want to pick up the bass but I just haven't found the time for it :(

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I have to keep my nails short because I play the violin, so I can't relate to the long-nailed struggle :/ (or is it the short-nailed who struggle? I guess I wouldn't really know) but I send prayers for your nails to soon return to their former (however preferable) glory!

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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WE HIT 100 FOLLOWERS… this is actually a dream come true… holy shit thank yall crying while writing this

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A drawing of OJ reading a book in the same pose he does so in the Invitational finale. Yellow text with an arrow pointing to him reads “he is NOT reading!”

A drawing of OJ reading a book in the same pose he does so in the Invitational finale. Yellow text with an arrow pointing to him reads “he is NOT reading!”

Day 371

Why does he read a book like that. What kind of book was he even reading??
#inanimateinsanity #ii #osc

3 months ago 27 5 0 0
Three drawings of OJ, spread on a background with light streaks surrounding and connecting them. One is him looking flattered, another angry, with text next to it reading “He’s so cute” and the last him looking casual, sitting with legs crossed.

Three drawings of OJ, spread on a background with light streaks surrounding and connecting them. One is him looking flattered, another angry, with text next to it reading “He’s so cute” and the last him looking casual, sitting with legs crossed.

Day 372

I feel affection towards him occasionally, like how one would an animal or an insect.
#inanimateinsanity #ii #osc

3 months ago 24 8 1 0
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I'm not used to it being 2026 either 😓 I'm also not used to going to bed at a reasonable hour so it's looking like 6 hours for me

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

uh oh, reading this made me realize how long it's been since I've last taken a bath. 12 years, maybe? I love water of all forms so maybe I should try it someday. I thoroughly despise the feeling of soap on my body though, I'd have to take a shower after my bath 😅

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

it's probably never gonna happen but if JnJ made plushes of any of these five characters I would be LEAPING to buy them. Jammy is my immediate favorite but I feel like I'm gonna like Fern in the long run. I heavily fw Beach Ball too; enby rep ftw!!

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