If I'm Iran, I'm taking that deal, though.

"Allow me to continue my economic blockade of the West while I dig out and rearm? Well, don't mind if I do!"

Fun fact: this is bullshit.

When I was a cadet in the early 2000s, a prior enlisted classmate had Ranger tab, which granted him near mythological status among us. I still remember his answer when asked what he'd say if there was ever a day woman earned her tab:

"I'd say she was a badass bitch."

75th Ranger Regiment, aka the Batt Boys.

I hope you've enjoyed your two-weeks of sleeping through the night, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming: Regional War.

This would be a collossal fuckup of such epic proportions it almost defies belief. I feel like this would no kidding endanger Hegseth's life.

Iranian deep cover agents tried to infiltrate, but in their first 24 hours they accidentally liked a tweet about learning how to cook instead of using DoorDash, got brigaded by tankies with MLP avatars accusing them of being ableist, then added to a bunch of blocklists, and quit in disgust.

"Started talking loudly shit to somebody twice his size and now you're trying to drag his dumb ass away from a huge jacked dude and his four friends, two of whose baggy shirts don't quite cover up the fact that the've got pistols tucked into their waistbands" kind of drunk.

Disadvantage in our system is that then EVERY term can be Trump II.

Term limits would require a Constitutional amendment, and if we're going that route, why not swing for the fences and come up with something more like a parliamentary system?

Senator, to paraphrase Baudrillard, 'the 2020 election did not take place.' It was mere spectacle, staged for you on the screens of your devices, and all your interaction was not with it, but with its signs, its symbols, its signifiers, the digital ephemeral of the hyperreal. There is simply no ob

Stupidity is kind of a religion, if you're stupid, which these people are.

A linchpin.

What fucking disgrace.

Every accusation is a confession--think about the White House Ballroom and the Trump Library.

His gleeful disregard for human life stains his soul, and with it, the soul of the entire country.

...who never actually served, but "would have."

*doesn't trust "the feds"

They also don't know history, else they'd quit trying to set the economic and social conditions for The Bonus Army II: Son of the Bonus Army.

These fuckers really don't understand The Troops, else they'd recognize that eventually this is going to end with ICE stormtroopers on the wrong side of a baited ambush set by That Guy in every unit with absolutely incoherent politics except he doesn't "the feds."

As the old saying goes, "If everywhere you go smells like shit, check your shoes."

@wired.com I'm guessing you're already on this...

What problem was it, I wonder, that Tim Cook reached out to Trump about in his first term, and what about all those other calls the President refers to?

Let's get Tim Cook on the record!

(Aware that wasn't in Sicily, but still...)

Luigi as Armando Plazzi's #2, leading the Brigata Stella Rosa? I dig it.

Truly an inspiration to us all.

With a good slide deck, I estimate you could raise at *least* $350m from the right whales.

Just pull a Russell-Wilson-high-knees-in-the-plane to keep warm. It'll be fine, trust me.

But only oil that comes from the ground, not the kind of oils that come from seeds, because seeds come from flowers and everybody knows there's nothing gayer or more feminine than a flower.