The plan? Fix Christianity's hemorrhaging membership by releasing the most unlistenable audio Bible ever recorded.

Ah, so this is why Tim Heidecker has a buzz cut now.

First ballot hall-of-famer

I would not be surprised at all if I also already learned that at some point and forgot. It's a lot to handle.

Just found out the guy who wrote the Duck Tales and Rescue Rangers theme songs also wrote Amy Grant's "That's What Love is For", and I may never recover.

Nice - Jeff Granito has lots of great designs

I believe "weakness on crime" is also referred to as "the doctrine of forgiveness".

Well now I'm definitely not voting for the pope for president.

That's my favorite line in the movie - Dianne Wiest is incredible in it, and works so perfectly with Alan Arkin.

Dude looks like he's on the verge of a classic "STEVE, GO HOME".

The most interesting part of Victor Orban's concession speech was when he did a costume change and announced he is now an Albanian citizen.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. CLEAN THEM OUT

Victor Orgone

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

JD Vance sucks

Me seeing the news from Hungary

guess he has to go by Loser Orban now

When the Mariners are on defense.

YES.
Fuckin Alvarez.

I'm always up for a Painkiller.

Just got Seattle tiki bartender Justin Wojslaw's new book Coconuts and Carnage; last night liked his easy-to-make take on a Pearl Diver. His gardenia mix is 2 parts cream of coconut, 1 part cinnamon syrup, 1 part allspice dram. Used Planteray 3-star and Hamilton 86.

Followed by the Dam-Funk remix of "Summertime Clothes"

a man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and looking at the camera .

When that library hold becomes ready to pick up just before a work trip.

I quit trying to like beer in general a while ago. Why do that when tiki cocktails exist?

Same goes for literally anyone in absolutely any creative profession.

Since this post is apparently still getting comments, I'll just note that one of the directors of Everything Everywhere All at Once previously directed a pretty good film loosely inspired by the Enumclaw horse story, called The Death of Dick Long.

Congressman Eric Swalwell hit with damning allegations of sexual assault YouTube video by Frazz

Why I couldn’t stay quiet when I learned of the allegations against Congressman Eric Swalwell: youtu.be/BAMHEsshU80

THIS is what we have been working on. Please take care when reading.

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I am so, so, so, soooooo tired of awful men, and really wish we had a better way of gatekeeping public service jobs to keep out narcissistic predators. Maybe "politician" should be classified as one of those jobs where men are simply too gross to be trusted. Women of the world, take over.

Congrats, everyone. We made it.

I don't know who called the "the world's most OK-est band", but that tracks.

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