Just another day where my gut is trying to kill me 😭

5/10

Haha no I don't have that much spare money atm

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So somehow I've lived with my flatmates 8 years and didnt know until today that one of them is a fellow Mark Rothko fan

He has also told me there's a huge exhibition of his works in Florence this summer this year.

Anyway this is your reminder to get your post Easter Berlin test

Guess which idiot decided to chop both chillis and ginger right after stabbing his finger with a lancet for an STI test 🤦‍♂️😭

IG advertising a box of mystery knives to me feels both terrifying and also disturbingly well targeted.

Asked my therapist if my hypersexuality could be a symptom of depression. He said shut up and keep sucking

Obviously, in spite of all this I for some reason decided to go ice skating today

It's been a hell of a struggle week and apparently I'm so exhausted that even if I lie down on the bed and let all my muscles go limp everything still hurts. 😭

Bumper stickers on my car Johnny Cupcakes logo Zombie Assault Vehicle Streatham Ice Hockey logo New York Rangers logo

I got my car back for a bit and the first thing I did was a 10 hour total driving time, 350 mile round trip.

When I say im *very fine* with long drives I mean it

One tank of gas did cost me £70 though 😭

(To the americans, 10 gallons cost $95 in the UK ATM)

Also I got 3 new necklaces

Pretty bottles from Glastonbury 🥰

Europa Missions

@x626.bsky.social hockey will conquer the solar system

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Okay there is a metalwork art shop in Glastonbury with the most beautiful fuck off big ornate brass gate key for sale and the handle unscrews to reveal a hidden coke spoon. 🤣

I NEED IT.
(But it is also £174 😭)

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Looking at impossibly beautiful art I'll never be able to afford but at looking at it kinda makes me feel better 🥺

(This guy's super cool shit if you're wondering www.nickyalice.com)

I fully endorse Roy Kent's method of dealing with bullys.

#TedLasso

When it's an hour before installation meeting and you realise an important part of it is sitting at home 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

COVID vaccine #12 done 🥳

Uh oh.

I might have found an option to get to Combat next month for only £250

looking forward to slutmaxxing and cockmogging this weekend

Okay the Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG crowdfunder having nearly $5 million in under 24h is kinda hilarious

I did not expect a fictional cat's rage-rant about someone betraying their love to hit this hard.

Damn.

#DungeonCrawlerCarl

OH MY GODS WHAT THE GAY STORYLINE IN TED LASSO

Oh please don't let this go to shit for them this is a happy show they end up okay right? RIGHT?????

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Oh no I'm going to need it

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The beef between the system AI, borant, syndicate and liaison is something I'm dying for more of each time 😈

Book 5 definitely seems like it's gonna be fun, I've only just got to Mongo getting his freak on 😅

Really enjoyed book 4, felt like the guard rails finally go away and it just becomes an nonstop onslaught of chaos straight into book 5.

I am absolutely hook line & sinker on this series at this point.

Every little bit of side lore just makes me want to know MORE about the entire universe

Previous Crawls
The Cookbook
The Syndicate
All the legal battles
The Skull Empire
Porthos
Zev
Carl's increasing unhingedness

I need all of this

I'm still rapidly working my way through the Dungeon Crawler Carl series (currently on book 5) and it is absolutely starting to seep into my dreams 😅

Mostly just in extended lore ways ATM rather than directly dreaming the story, but still

I definitely won't the genetic lottery on my dick 😁

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