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Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away. YouTube video by Yukon

You just reminded me of this classic

Every Miku is Canon

ok. so...like.................................................................................... *extremely deep breath* so there's this

Happy birthday toofy man!

Very impressive but WHYYY

She is an eel

I just got her this cat hammock so she can watch outside more easily and I put a treat in it to tempt her. She managed to bounce it right out of the hammock with her paw.

Nobody tells you how much you will spend on cat stuff that will just be instantly rejected or ignored.

Ourple🪻

Yeah, I have mine positioned high and close enough that I can’t really shrimp.

I love raw egg amnamnam

I tried to use my desk tablet for a while recently to save my eyeballs. My wrist felt like it was in such an unnatural position and I lost fine motor control which slowed me down. I might just need to get used to it again but it seems like it would take a while.

Tamago kake gohan...

It's made of glorp!

That two tone 'hair' is so cool!

Juicy chin

I'm giggling to myself in public

No more Pixar big naturals

HUH

[Vinesauce] Vinny - The Origin of the Warbly Speen Sound bite YouTube video by Vinesauce: Twitch Clips

youtu.be/FSHq5I8I0Wk?...

Man I love Pirates of the Caribbean 2

Juicy whiskerhumps

Artist's interpretation by @mothy.bsky.social

Mogged

We all have days like this

I saved like £10 in delivery fees though so fuck it we ball

Going to a restaurant in person to order food to take out because it's cheaper and having to wait as they prioritise UberEats drivers graaagh