i’m not a cousin. i have cousins, but i’m not a COUSIN. there’s specific types of people who exude *cousin* and it isn’t me. i have cousins who aren’t the *cousin* type

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Respects to the Jeopardy contestants who think they’re about to fulfill their lifelong dream of getting on the stage only to get absolutely bodied by a 20+ day champion. I’d rather commit hara-kiri.

me and who

the only thing that can stop a bad guy with an LLM is a good guy with an LLM (looks at who runs all the LLM companies) wuh-oh

That’s Liza

"it's giving war crime" in a southern accent is just going to play on loop in my head the rest of the day

Jamie absolutely demolishing people now, what a run. Loved the other players just looking at each and chuckling when his final total was said out loud.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content “In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”

NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.

Huge result here - the idea that social platforms can be defective products that cause harm is going to send shockwaves through an industry that has claimed essentially blanket protection from liability by saying everything is speech

there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. what that means is, i can do whatever i want and anyone who implicitly makes me feel bad by abstaining from consumption should in fact be the one who is ashamed

truly one of chris’ finest works

it's not that LLMs have no utility, I think that's an extremely silly claim to make, it's that their utility is limited right now and you have to understand the constraints and weaknesses. instead it feels like the most enthusiastic LLM users are just dull and lazy and lacking shame and standards

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

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Every time someone talks to me about their entirely vibe coded app it sounds like they’re describing TempleOS.

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never noticed the glob deprecation warning: "support for old versions may be purchased (at exorbitant rates)"

Oh I don’t know Marc, the Bhagavad Gita is one of the oldest and most influential scriptures about the nature of self and duty in the history of civilization and it’s why you get to run around doing the “I am become death” quote

Amazing stuff in this article. Can’t believe the next Big Attempt™️ is going to be inspired by an anime boy instead of Jodie Foster.

Subnautica devs v. Krafton ruling is ABSOLUTELY stunning. Start at the top of page 32 and read until the end of that section on page 37.

Krafton CEO was warned by their legal personnel to not follow ChatGPT into what is likely Some Of The Dumbest Legal Shit Ever, CEO believed the plagiarism bot.

Dear U.S. Democrats, Puerto Rico's 2024 "symbolic" presidential election i.e. straw poll will be the last of its kind until further notice: the GOP-aligned New Progressive Party (PNP) administration of Gov. Jenniffer González just repealed the P.R. electoral law clauses providing for that vote. 1/

the most pathetic thing i can imagine is being a grown ass adult addicted to using the R slur. like it’s embarrassing enough to have it vestigially lodged in your vocabulary but to go to bat for your right to use a hateful word everybody normal got bored of in the sixth grade…?

Wow I can really see why it’s so important to stay on twitter