NuCaloric advertisement for a Chicago Style Vapable Hot Dog. It is a mostly pink cylinder that says "NuCaloric" on the bottom with an icon of a chicago style hot dog, a yellow flat button, the text "312, Chicago Style" under the button and a white mouthpiece. The text in the upper left says "No ketchup. No bun. Full Flavor." and 312 in the upper right corner.

BREAKING: NuCaloric announces Vapable Hot Dog after disrupting snack food market with last year's Drinkable Cheeseburger.

Image of a skyline chili dog with the words TOP TEXT on top and KILL PEOPLE at the bottom

marathon (2026)

Marathon (2026) failure screen with 3 runners with a popup that says "COCK SUCKED"

that's good right???

Leather armband with spikes around bicep

Person posing in front of mirror with arm bent to show leather armband with spikes

First leatherworking project!

Working on a Sunday, a day of rest but not for me 😔

Sophie Anderson I dedicate this PowerPoint to you and pray that your example will help me make it through the day as you so valiantly did ❤️

A flier taped to a streetlight pole that reads: “I also have access to a printer, And I say Upzoning is cool and good and it is my friend Let ‘em build some housing! What're you worried about, people with jobs and homes using the Red Line? Atraid of density? then why did you move to the big city my good friend [emoji making a ‘this guy’s nuts!’ gesture] ‘But I wanna drive my car!’ The bus is better because you can read a book on the bus Dear ‘Save Edgewater’: If I ever see you again claming that increasing supply increases prices I will spank your bottom and enroll you in an econ class at Loyola Say YES to proposed Upzoning in Edgewater Email: Leni@the48thward.org Call: (773) 784-5277

God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more

I'm Your Only Fan, Henry Townshend! [Lyric Video] YouTube video by treegirl

ok i just dropped a song that rips so hard i had to make a music video, find it at your usual spots. it's called I'm Your Only Fan Henry Townshend! watch the vid. etc

treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/im-you...
tidal.com/browse/track...
music.apple.com/us/artist/tr...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBH1...

He probably thinks socialism is when your country is in Europe aka capitalism with a safety net

woody wood peckers ass

go on dick head. do something stupid

I just gotta find the right Netflix executive at the right moment and I'm set for life

Competition show for fursuit makers a la project runway is this anything can someone please pay me

"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity

excerpt from Kierkegaard's diary reading LIFE MOOD i have just returned from a party of which I was the life and soul; witty banter flowed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me-- but I came away, indeed that dash should be as long as the radii of the earth's orbit -----------------------------wanting to shoot myself.

Kierkegaard was a poster

PSA: the CDC has a program that pays for your COVID vaccine if your insurer won't. The guy at CVS told me that my insurer had not added the new vaccine to its formulary yet, so I'd need to pay $190. I told him about this program, showed him the website, and paid nothing. 🤗

I agree if I am ever slain I do need revenge to gain everlasting peace so you my friends reading this will be given this task and in return my life insurance policy shall furnish you with a Barrett M82 and ample munitions

Welcome to Bluesky! Some ground rules if you’re just coming over from that OTHER site:

1. Podcasters aren’t a punchline here. When they speak, we listen. We don’t make jokes about their masculinity.

2. If you see someone making fun of podcasters, speak up. Silence is violence.

Cover of The Legend Of Dragoon, a Playstation 1 RPG

How long until we get a remake of this? Ik paper Mario kinda has the timing attack mechanic but the additions thing was really fucking cool and I will never get over the fact that like no other RPG has implemented it to that degree

Hello new users! here’s a few words of advice:

1. get into as many fights as you can

2. you’ve got a quote tweet button. Use it! Dunk on anyone who bothers you

3. someone has you blocked? they’re probably gangstalking you. don’t let it stay your problem, make it everyone else’s problem!

just learned my pelt is highly prized among trappers... not great

it's raining again and the two guys in business suits are outside smiling and high fiving and saying 'wet boss' to each other over and over again, im going to close the curtains

How To Change Shape, by Treegirl track by Treegirl

hi im promoting music again!!

listen to how to change shape, an emo song with a funny sample and lyrics about finding your own body buried in the grass :)

treegirl.bandcamp.com/track/how-to... #MusicianSky

Look, Prigozhin won’t see your jokes, but your friends who are leading private militias will.

When will the psychiatric community acknowledge the healing power and need for a legally prescribed beer by the lake

happy Wahoo Monday everyone