I’m charging my Knog Scout (bicycle security device) after running its battery down completely, and the poor thing is feebly beeping as if clinging to life support. Sorry buddy!

My theory on Trump’s double-fisted dick pump disco move: he never got past the bouncers at Studio 54 and is still processing his trauma.

Thank you! So excited!!

Democrats face decision point on shutdown strategy Republicans rebuffed Democrats' demands in shutdown negotiations. Democrats now have a choice to make.

If the government were functioning, I’d be against a shutdown. The government is not functioning. Democrats should stand their ground and refuse to fund DOGE. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

Well damn.

Likely—fragile masculinity at its finest.

Make oligarchs afraid. Permanently.

True, though confirmation by the Senate seems to be a pretty low bar to meet these days. 👀

@bigjonny.bsky.social

@jmmkay.bsky.social 👋

I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.

Aside from everything else shouldn't the CEO of multiple companies not have time to take over a government

I don’t know if this is the plan. But if it is, let me rain on that parade.

Elon will never allow Democrats to win the mid-terms. If the plan is not to get him out of our govt systems now, it’s a wrap.

In support of you, I join MANY Americans calling for a national/general strike in opposition to this illegitimate fascist dictatorship, enabled by the SCOTUS supermajority. Dictatorship nullifies the Constitution, which in turn nullifies the Feds authority to levy taxes.

No quit, no quarter, 24/7.

Food for thought:

He is attacking Americans.

Just saying.

FYI: if I ever stop making podcasts without first telling you I’m going to stop, it’s because someone else stopped me.

But where’s that giant fugly cross pendant?

I think only an insurmountable level of desperation will get us there, and that’s where I think we’re headed.

THE BIG ONE FOLKS:

H.R.682 - To amend title 18, United States Code, to prohibit abortion in cases where a fetal heartbeat is detectable.

#AbortionProhibition #CongressionalBills2025

Good morning ☀️

H.R. 722 was formally introduced on 1/24/25.

If “preborn human” persons have rights, this allows serious consequences for reproductive rights, healthcare, and criminal law.
It’s a stepping stone action towards federal abortion ban.
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#EndTheWarOnWomen

#SheShed

Looks like defendingwomen@opm.gov might warrant some attention from the masses.

These days I wish there actually was a woke mind virus to selectively infect the brains of Republican blowhards everywhere and pry their eyes open to reality.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

The same people wailing about DEI literally can’t spell their own job title.

me in the morning once trump imposes a 50% tariff on colombian imports

Once they normalize breaking the rules to go after people who are not citizens of this country, their next phase will be to go after people who are "not the right kind of citizens".

By then it will be too late to stop them.

Don't let them normalize any of it.