Yes you are <3

Whos a big beefy boofer?

*Kicks your door down* HEY! That belongs to me! *grunts and hefts you into my arms and stomps off with*

Congrats! You two make an amazingly hefty couple together <3

I think you're supposed to be concentrating on the lardboy

Would still like to give treats and belly rubs

I request to take a chunk out of that cake and than bury my face in it while liberally using my tongue to show my appreciation.

*Towering over you*....*Looks left, than right*....This is mine~ *picks you up and carries you off*

That statement had caused me to achieve a new level or erection I didn't think was possible.

*drools*....

How tall are you again?

Thats as fine a cake as any and certainly worth hogging on <3

*whistles* Come over here and let daddy play with all that puppy meat <3

Can I be slobbering on that cake while you do that?

Keep them for yourself and just make a new one.

"After years of being folded in half"

As if I couldn't like you more than I already do <3

Always and gladly, you are worth all my attention <3

*nuzzles back* Heh <3

Oh my lard, gimmie a fat boy like this to love and fatten up even more~

I would lick you CLEAN!

Bubba, you got the cutest face. I swear to god. No matter how big you get your face will always be fucking adorable.

Moomoo there looking like a right slab of meat along with you.

*Huffy bull noises*

You do have a fantastic ass for swallowing things

Beautiful pair of bull knuts on ya, Handsome

*honks those honkers* Ooops, so did mine. Oh no, they seem to be stuck as well. *squeezes them more*

The most unrealistic depiction of airline seat spacing I have ever seen! That man should be crammed in there like a sardine.

Jokes aside, awesome pic ^ ^

A man may cut, but a beast bulks forever *stands behind and honks those honkers*

Boy getting so far hes gonna turn his innie into an outie

Hey @taryntheadventurer.bsky.social get over here, I need someone to suck on my nuts and I think youd do a good job.

A fat brat who loves getting spanked? I was balls deep in that the second he came out.

So I'm playing XXL WOOFIA, and the new Tanuki character has me simping hard over them. Its dawned on me that I have a weakness for Tanukis in general. If you are a Tanuki, preferably fat and big balled, I request permission to breed you to continue to grow the population.