There is nothing so advantageous that it may not turn to evil if one dwells upon it with excessive admiration. - Heloise

If the portraits of our absent friends are pleasant to us, which renew our memory of them and relieve our regret for their absence by a false and empty consolation, how much more pleasant are letters which bring us the written characters of the absent friend. -Heloise

“You’re unpredictable like ummmmm……. I can’t think of an analogy. You’re in a league of your own. Never seen anything like it” what someone said about me today lol

once I gain a taste for cottage cheese it’s over for all of you

the world will go on regardless

pork is so good so yummy

Art can be a window and art can be a mirror. And great art, great art is both. Son, you'll never be a true artist if there's always a mask between you and the viewer, especially when the viewer is you

need a barber to low taper fade this pussy fuzzzz

Blood, Sweat and Beers

mouth breathing on discord should be a felony offense but idk

I wish I could remember all the book, movie and business ideas I came up with on acid

Unmedicated ADHD: my plans for today are none of my business

I showed my bluesky account to my psychiatrist and she said I could pick whatever medication I want

Referring to my nephew as a relative newcomer

A caucasian human hand with only its index finger extended

Submitting a pull request

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

I love violence

“Get books, sit yourself down anywhere, and go to reading them yourself.”
~ Abraham Lincoln

This does not mean DC comics.

Is an empty can of cheese whiz called cheese was??

The most obscure thing constantly rolling around my brain may be Michael Showalter saying "we don't have this money" from the Stella Shorts Sam Rockwell pizza sketch.

“Yes, and when I was your age, back in the 1900s, we would insert one of those ancient technological devices into the classroom Apple IIe, hop into a covered wagon, point it towards Oregon, and then die of dysentery. Over and over again. And we liked it.”

We should be able to control our glands with an app. Smart Glands.

Huge shout out to the dude who took his entire shopping cart in the bathroom while he took a shit at he grocery store

Severance is so fyre why did I wait so long to watch this ?!

I want my parents so badly. I want them both to hold me while I cry and beg them to never let me go again.

Wife, who has a book club with some friends: “Hey, we’re thinking of letting spouses join the book club, as long as you don’t pick books that are too niche.”

Me, looking up from a book about communists in 1930s Alabama: “I would never.”

I put maraschino cherries, hunks of dark chocolate and sea salt in my brownies yesterday and I am frankly a genius for it.

It’s weird when people shame new readers. When a reader learns about an author they’ve never read before, that’s nothing but a good thing. Or are we all just supposed to download some canon at birth? That would defeat every purpose of reading.

Saying "soup is not a meal" just tells me you haven't had the right soup yet