I've always wanted kids. At a certain age, too, I started to realise how adorable they are. I now have a son on the spectrum. Neither have I loved, nor been so infuriated by, another living creature. 🤯😍
Next work Karaoke, I'm Def singing Closer by NIN by way of handing in my notice.
I like to share this picture every now and again, of the most recession beating business model I've ever seen!
Bouncer said this to me, last time I went clubbing...
Give me your Marion Ravenwoods, your Vasquezes, your Ripleys...legends!
Thank you for saying that! I'll brood. I'm sure. I'm prepared, though. I've got a good writing group.
Jesus Christ, that's a disgusting thing to say about a tweet...the horror...
Amen!
I got it...
"He better..."
Prob "B". I wish it was "A", but prob "B"...😞
@keithrosson.bsky.social voice box...
Being subjected to GB News while at the in-laws...their spelling is as accurate as their reporting...
Will read. Thank you.
Nope. I don't keep up with news as much as I used to. It's too much.
Damn. RIP to Tim Sandlin, who wrote the funniest trilogy ever: Skipped Parts, Sorrow Floats, and Social Blunders. Read him in my twenties alongside people like Daryl Spencer, Michael Doane, Willaim T. Vollman and Kirsten Bakis, he opened my mind to what fiction could DO during a way formative time.
Was it ok? What launched?
Fuck off, Rosson...gotta read someone else after "Coffin", FFS!
So...something that involves all of humanity works? Mind, officially blown... 🤯
Saw it this very night. Laughed hard a few times (think I was the only one, gratifying in such a movie). Think they could definitely have gone darker at the end with that whole scene. Didn't mind the denouement, though, partially saw it coming. I'll definitely rewatch - had an absolute blast!
Agreed. Side question: have you ever craved an apple? (Note - nearly came out as "carved". Less interesting, imo, though would show true dedication).
The latter is more detrimental, but less embarrassing.
Do you mean zero grav? Or have you shit yourself, it coming out like a sharp brown spear, because you've been tossed into space?
Watching Scream (2022) for the first time. Is it bad that I thought, "Well, if Ghostface pins him to the door, and lets it swing open, he can see his dead mother in the driveway?
Can't not read this in a Boston accent...
As a huge fan of snl, I was dubious about the UK version, but my doubts have been assuaged. It might be, partly, because I'm from the same place as the host, but the skits about Prince Andrew and themed pubs were like SNL transplanted for a UK/Ireland aud. Likely curated for both, but here for it! 🎉
@keithrosson.bsky.social just got to the bedroom scene in Coffin Moon. I need a minute...
