someone on myspace called us the romaine empire the other day and i’ve been sick to my stomach ever since knowing i didn’t come up with that first

guys we’re pretty much just like the paris review, except our editors have working hip bones and aren’t fed through a drip tube :)

the paris review could only dream of having covers as beautiful as these! issues 1.1 and 1.2 out now over on our substack!! pardon my french but it’s filled with some great fucking litrachuh!! 👖🥬

i mean i feel like you’re definitely top in line of the and mores! like they just say ‘and more’ so no one feels left out, but what they really mean is hemingway, fitzgerald, king and you! agreed you should be ahead of those losers, i’d put money on the paris review having something to do with this

WOOP WOOP ALERT LITERARY WRITERS

bringing nutrient dense lit to a salad bar near you!!!

@tacobellquarterly.org can we get a woop woop for being an extremely serious, salad-adjacent literary publication?

we would never reject you ryan!!

we're here babe don't worry!!!

JEAN SALAD submissions! this hopeless lit mag needs you!

Here’s that submission info you asked for! we’re mainly over on substack right now but we’ll be here a bunch too if you guys will have us :)

guys be honest, is there room for one more hopeless lit. mag in these clear blue skies?? JEAN SALAD certainly hopes so!!👖🥬

JEAN SALAD 1.1 a hopeless lit mag

we’re a really hopeless lit mag with some bloody great litrachuh on offer! you can read part 1 of our first ever issue here!! 👖🥬💗