WHY IS OUR FRIEND, MARTIN NOT ON STREAMING SERVICES????????

honestly

beyoncé had to stand on business since the texans are getting barbecued at home 😭

on christmas 😭😭😭😭🎄

so why my mom just facetime me and my kindergarten teacher there chillin at her house?! lmao

Dallas Cowboys cheerleader tells of living with alopecia, dancing on TV without wig Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Armani Latimer shone brighter than the 15 bedazzled blue stars on her uniform Monday night during the Cowboys’ Monday Night Football …

This one was near and dear to my heart. Got to sit down with DCC Armani. Listen to her story— beyond MNF’s empowering display. She is such a light.

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does anyone reading this think they met the love of their life already?

cats have such a demure way of saying kiss my ass 😭

it still feels illegal to cough 😭 im bout to blow an eye socket

the election was only a month ago? bitch that feels like 2 lifetimes ago

GOOOOO COCKS

i hope y’all turkeys ain’t dry today 🫶🏽

it’s above me now 😭 i’m about to delete the apps

i’m over it, it feels like it’s only getting worse i fear 😭😭😭

i’m genuinely offended by some
of the guys that try to match with me on dating apps 🙂‍↔️

woke up Black af might stream “not like us” on repeat for NO REASON

saw a man at the airport with a “buck fiden - i will not comply” sticker on his carryon. like ew grow up

i haven’t spent a thanksgiving with my parents in a decade 😭

i’m headed to south carolina to see my family (PARENTS) for thanksgiving 💛💛💛

aubrey off his rocker 🤧 you suin babe???? 💀

my girls gonna figure it out 🤙🏽

weekends are just not long enough smh

now if you think about it…

“play wit me i’ll put a POTHOLE in yo teeth” is a wild line 😭

dropping these pics just cause 🤍 #blacksky

kinda wild that my future husband could be on #blacksky

“a florida man” … 🫨

my advice for anyone who needs it: eat dessert before dinner every once in a blue moon 🙂‍↕️

well actually

a restaurant in jersey gave me a plastique bag, this has to be bad luck 😭

i have no choice but to get more disciplined and sexy in 2025

LITERALLY 😭😭🤧