telling my old boss she had misconceptions about when i was in the office and i sent my parking receipts to prove it 😂 "you accused me of lying" well maybe don't lie then?? tf

noooooooo babe ur so sexy please don't DJ a Boiler Room show 🙏🏼🙏🏼

they should really let me design video game music my shit would go so hard

im like the bene gesserit of the DJ/nightlife scene

me and leenie both pre-breakfast stoned listening to our mix rn....yall ain't ready omg

i'm so excited for how annoying leenie and i are gonna be during our set tn it's gonna be some tomfoolery fr

me: that one male DJ you don't know who acts like he has a parasocial relationship with you on instagram can't hurt you and your friends

that one male DJ you don't know: heyyyyyyy

maybe a lil tchaikovsky firebird suite...some howard hanson....i think the ppl would go crazy

i have YET to see a DJ drop rachmaninov piano concerto no 2 in a set and i will be the first to do it if i have to

new carti dropped im hiding from every man i see for the next few days

i need to release music soon or else i will pass away and my soul's cycle of reincarnation will end with me

i literally need everything to work out for me or else

just remembered that i ordered churu tubes to feed my roommate's cat when she's not home oh my god this bitch is gonna LOVE me

"reheating nachos" and "beautiful gowns" are really important phrases in my lexicon

i love watching movies and being on my phone at the same time

ive had this account since bluesky started and im so happy more friends are finally getting on here 😎

boop

gonna be ending my food stamp benefits soon bc im making more money now so im spending the rest of my balance on fish and pricey meat i can freeze, imma be stocked up fr

haven't been using bluesky as much lately bc i feel like i've been getting the most information n videos on Palestine/Gaza on twitter or x or whatever the f, esp since this app doesn't have all those capabilities yet BUT hi im still here

had to pay $300 to get my car back after getting towed will i ever financially recover from this......

i need more of my friends to get on here asap

went out last night looking cute asf what can i say 🤠🫶🏼

played the most amazing DJ set after one year of getting into it on friday and wow my ego is so huge rn

i keep forgetting i have this app on my phone cuz i'll be like oh wow what a beautiful sky that is and then move on with my day

and consequently, also the bathroom l

put me in a room with an oat milk cappuccino and imma fuck that shit up

my dog finally went pee in the grassy areas in front of my new place and it only took a day and a half

twitter has become a wonderful website like i can't even see quotes rn and it's wonderful

got approved for an apartment today which means it's the best day of my life

i wish my botanica had apple pay it would make my life so much easier