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By Clay Jones.

Well, it is 5 o'clock somewhere.

#PeteHegseth #KashPatel

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Obama Finally Surfaces & Rallies Dems Against Trump! - Iran Lego animation YouTube video by Sophmara

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Iran is a country run by religious fanatics.

Meanwhile: Trump’s spiritual advisor. 👇

How much longer til the House impeaches him and the Senate removes him? We passed “Enough is enough” a quite aways back.

Peter Thiel (the guy who bought the VP seat) has put ~$10M into blocking redistricing in VA.

Virginia, please show up on Tuesday & kick this billionaire out of our voting booths!

Robert's “Shadow Docket" begs the question. How long can a democratic Republic with a Constitution, rule of Law and Bill of Right survive if it's highest court, SCOTUS, is politically compromised and blatantly corrupt? This all stems from The Heritage Foundation/Federalist Society/Citizens United.

If Obama wanted to stop pollution and greenhouse gases, that's an overreach of government power. If Trump wants to stay in power forever as King of America and use the secret service to kill enemies, the SCOTUS will dig through their paperwork to find a clause somewhere that says that's okay.

Delta Air Lines had no trouble endorsing the Big Beautiful Bill, which gave ICE a blank check to terrorize Minnesota during Operation Metro Surge.

They flew Liam to an ICE concentration camp.

Now they want a million dollars to build a new lounge at MSP.

Join us on Monday to demand accountability.

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

"...Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out ... frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired".
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Patel beating Hegseth to crashing out of the admin for being miserable drunk who can’t drag himself outta bed was not how I saw this going. Figured he’d turn up dead in a pool of his own vomit in a Vegas strip club with a pair of edible underwear lodged in his throat and a condom over his whole head

Let's ALL do THIS! YouTube video by PoliticsGirl

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How the American oligarchy went hyperscale The AI boom is fueling a literal and metaphorical power grab by tech billionaires—and forcing a reckoning.

May 2026
archive.ph/Rchvy
Sam Altman’s Stargate datacenter in Abilene, Texas, will be “roughly the size of New York’s Central Park," while OpenAI’s Project ­Jupiter in New Mexico could be larger still. Amazon and Anthropic are developing Project Rainier on 1,200 acres outside Indiana.

The Online 'Rape Academy' and What It Says About All Men - Factkeepers.com Women deserve to be safe in parks and schools and gyms and nightclubs, and definitely in their homes and their beds. That day may eventually come, though sadly, it will not be soon.

📢WARNING: This post is about SA by a spouse
It happens more than you can imagine, but this is about criminal intent
Be aware that even though you are married, it doesn't mean a woman should be SA by her spouse
😠
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my gray tabby Georgie (1/2 of George & Gracie,) as a kitten cuddled up in the bathroom sink. Passed last spring & he was NOT this tiny (19 LBS!)

The North Oaks Streetview images on Google are finally gone... but they are still accessible YouTube video by Chris the Producer

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Photos & Text: Photo of John Thune leader of the Republicans in the U.S. Senate. This group of U.S. Senators has cleared the path for Trump to become the most hated President in U.S. history. These senators have done nothing to check this insane excuse for American president. They are also responsible for approving the most unqualified and ridiculous Cabinet secretaries in the history of the Republic. Spineless, craven, U.S. Senators are responsible for every one of them. Kristi Noem, Kash Patel, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, etc. These Republicans in the U.S. Senate must be stopped. Vote in November and vote against any Republican Senator running for re-election.

Just a friendly reminder...

Sure Donald Trump has done horrendous damage to America with his "Executive Orders"

But here are the people who have approved all this damage.
#Republican Senators

In November give those Republican Senators running for re-election and begging for your vote... The Boot

JD VANCE DEFENDS HIS WOMAN'S HONOR.... YouTube video by Stella Magz

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🇮🇱Israeli First megadonor Miriam Adelson reportedly funnels $40M into GOP super PACs ahead of midterms —another reminder that in today’s GOP politics, megadonors don’t just support campaigns, they shape the battlefield. When a single check can swing tens of millions into coordinated political warfare

My pillow

Was Fetterman paid off by Russia as well? He and republicans just BLOCKED a war powers resolution on Iran. The Democrats (minus Fetterman) ALL voted for it

The way Mike Johnson protects pedophiles, you’d think he was the Pope.

Sooo…about this:

Pope Leo is a member of the Order of Saint Augustine and the first Augustinian pope in Catholic Church history.

The “just war” theory derives from the teachings of Saint Augustine.

That’s what Mike Johnson is claiming to know more about than Pope Leo.

A deliberate attempt to syphon voted from the Democratic candidate. Trump did this with Ye West, and possibly (though never proven) with Jill Stein.

As much as I rag on Democrats, one does at least have to acknowledge that Democratic voters tend to get upset and outraged when their own guys are corrupt. Republicans simply don't understand this, because they assume everyone is as corrupt as they are.

Democratic Senator Mazie Hirono lists the overt political corruption and fraud by Donald Trump, his family, and his administration.

Go Mazie!

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Real image if Dr. Trump on the job in his office...