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Feel like escaping from a dystopian hell hole?

So does Kiva, the main character in my upcoming novel, The Vagrants. But as she breaks out of her controlled community to try to save her brother, she learns just how insidious the powers of the Emperors are.

“This economy sucks.”
-my eleven-year-old

For my birthday, I would like some books

Books to read
Book sales
Book deal
Booked president
Booked vacation

I don’t want AI to do my writing. I want a self-cleaning kitchen so I have more time to do my own writing.

They really said: but look at this version! Surely this will change your minds and end all scrutiny surrounding a person being unalived! 😡😭😔

I fully intend to spend the next few days living like a hobbit

Dear Santa,
I would like a Bridgerton Musical Christmas special, please.

Schindler’s List

People criticizing the Vanity Fair pictures should know there are probably several portraits hidden in attics that look waaaaayyyyy worse

Cheers to Ted Lasso for completely upgrading this scene

Me: (I wonder why my daughter is into manga. It’s so hard to keep up with everything and all the storylines.)

Also me to my daughter: They needed to get the approval of the queen, who is actually Queen Charlotte, and guess who she’s married to? George III, the same one from Hamilton….

If you have a ridiculously expensive house on or near a main road and celebrate Christmas, your decorations better be lit.

Rewatching Season 2 of Bridgerton for no particular reason and remembering that the third episode of the season is probably my favorite ever. Completely changed my opinion of Anthony, made me love Daphne and Penelope even more, and Benedict high at dinner? No notes

Two things that make me feel like Bob Cratchit: my salary and the temperature of my work place

I love when students are like, “Here’s this essay that’s three weeks late. Can you grade it immediately?”

Sure thing, buddy, but I don’t think you’ll like it

I’m so sad to hear about the loss of Tom Stoppard. I fell in love with this play and it brought me to read more of his brilliant works

Just a warning to parents who haven’t watched Home Alone yet this year: all the house numbers start with 67

Helping a student write an essay about Inigo Montoya reminds me why I love my job

To WFH, perchance to have time to write….

I really appreciate when literary agents say right at the top of their MSWL that they’re closed for queries so I don’t scroll all the way through only to have my heart broken lol

If you’re looking forward to the film Hamnet, check out Elsinore, another view of one of Shakespeare’s most famous works

Imagine if Obama was carrying on building a new ballroom and telling Dems to change the rules instead of trying to talk to Republicans

Fun fact: Elsinore started out as a Nano project. It’s gone through quite a lot since then, but I still remember being very proud about hitting that word count before the buzzer

Good luck to all those trying!

My 6 year old just told me that while trick or treating she had a new way to summon me at night

She proceeded to show me: a whistle

First of all, no. But also, what monster gave out whistles on Halloween?!

English major friends reading my book: I love it!

Extended family reading my book: I love it!

My sister reading my book: You spelled Britney Spears wrong.

The only thing sadder than people losing SNAP is knowing how many people in this country rely on it

The world is on fire. Will Ferrel: "Anyone want to buy a book?"

Me right now.

#booksky #writesky

Love this!!!