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How Elon Musk and X Became the Biggest Purveyors of Online Misinformation A timeline of how Elon Musk has turned X into a misinformation weapon that spews falsehoods about migrants, gender, health and elections.

The richest man in the world is also the biggest liar in the world!

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

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Neither party voted for the South African. He is here illegally and needs to be deported and stripped of Skylink.

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🚨 This is the perfect metaphor for the next 4 years!
And Elon wants more regulations to be cut!

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Elon doesn't have sex. He offers horses for headjobs and sires his spawn via surrogates and IVF. #ElonHasAlimpDick

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Why Musk Doesn’t Have Access to SpaceX’s Biggest Government Secrets The rocket company’s executives haven’t sought a higher security clearance for its CEO to avoid questions about his drug use and contact with foreign officials. The answers might no longer matter.

🚨 There's a reason why "Musk isn’t allowed to enter most SpaceX facilities where classified work is done and discussed..."
Not even his own company trusts him.

www.wsj.com/tech/musk-sp...

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More proof

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🚨 There's no denying the richest man in the world is a big pussy. That's why he's able to be the surrogate for his 13th child. When I told him to go fuck himself, this isn't what I expected 😒

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🚨 Elon's hair transplant gets caught in sunroof and causes a car crash

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PROOF that megalomaniac Elon talks himself up using a burner account called Adrian Dittman. Listen for yourself on Spaces. You can hear that South African accent. Even the choice of phrases and buzzwords. 🙄
x.com/theliamnissa...

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Opinion | Elon Musk Is a National Security Risk His relationship with Chinese leaders and reported contacts with Russian officials are cause for alarm.

🚨 Elon is a national security risk!

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/29/o...

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Just so you know, owning one of these doesn’t give you a bigger dick. It just makes you one.

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Because Elon isn't #MAGA

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Elon just wants to import his slaves

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Thanks Aaron
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I'm still waiting, Elon.

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Musk has never been #MAGA He conned you all. He wants immigrants in American jobs!

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Elon Musk quits Tesla, flying cars take off: The predictions for tech in 2025 The past year has been wild for the global technology sector, and the next year is set to be even wilder.

🚨 "Elon Musk quits TESLA"

www.smh.com.au/technology/e...

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I've more of these photos of the real you Elon. GIVE ME BACK my blue check or I'll send them out.
#LOOMERED

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Sissy SpaceX needs to reinstate my blue check. Free speech absolutist, my arse!

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I'm not going to be ignored!

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I wish people would stop calling me an attention whore.

1 year ago 12 1 4 0
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Do you think the hand cuffing thing would work this time?

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Please don't share this pic of Musk before he got a hair transplant. He hates it. 🤣

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I'm still looking for the blue checkmark that Musk took from me

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