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Posts by Garrett Kelly

This slaps

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I just heard about this today from
a friend. www.telehamster.net

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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

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WE WANT YOU TO SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN

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@lukesteuber.com @speedofhuman.bsky.social @broccoliwizard.bsky.social How cool! I would love to take a look at data and the source! Would be cool to work on an 'open standard' for strange encounters! Wikipedia of weird!

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Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer

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Photos by @noshadeinyourshadow on insta

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A little sampling of SLEEP STUDY

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Garrett on bass clarinet

Garrett on bass clarinet

Abe on bass

Abe on bass

Dan on sousaphone

Dan on sousaphone

Erika on Taiko, Eric on bass drum

Erika on Taiko, Eric on bass drum

Photos from the SLEEP STUDY set I did at KEEP #BREMERTON FEARED FEST with my buds!

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Jack Black impersonator on stage with a bass clarinet (not a saxaboom)

Jack Black impersonator on stage with a bass clarinet (not a saxaboom)

Candid shot of me setting up for “SLEEP STUDY” that does little to squash the rumors that I am, in fact, Jack Black.

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Yes! I weaseled my way on to the bill!

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HOW COULD I FORGET! DEATH SPA WILL BE AT THIS SHOW TOO!

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Flyer with information for the show, depicting vintage Ronald Mcdonald poster sporting a chocolate milk mustache. All of the same information as in the post itself.

Flyer with information for the show, depicting vintage Ronald Mcdonald poster sporting a chocolate milk mustache. All of the same information as in the post itself.

Playing an all-bass noise set as “SLEEP STUDY” tonight (jan 10, 6pm) at the Charleston in #Bremerton as part of the new “Keep Bremerton Feared Fest”!

Bass drum, bass guitar, bass clarinet(s), a TUBA, and a taiko drum player because why not?!?

PLAN TO MAKE A REAL LOW FREQUENCY RACKET FOR 10 MINS!

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Did you have a paranormal or preternatural experience in 2025? 👻👽🖤

Feel free to share it in the comments!

#WitchSky #OccultSky #UFOSky

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This is our Christmas tradition.
What is yours?

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Stay safe everyone.

4 months ago 7 1 1 0
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Reporting to you live from War Ravaged Portland

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Free Ori!

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We will be going to Clark county jail tonight to support our band member and the others who are being held there after arrest yesterday.
Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed. There will be music 🙂🎺

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Ooh! Grabbed it! How cool!

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SPINE has been released on itch! You can download your PDF or a printable booklet today to start playing!

I'm keeping it FREE through the end of October.

backwards-tabletop.itch.io/spine

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Gentle reminder: everything is awful so you may as well go ahead and start dressing like a wizard in public.

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Great time to cancel your subscription to Disney + and subscribe en-mass to Dropout.tv

Tune in- Turn on Dropout.

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Dave Portnoy’s vibes-based understanding of politics is that getting backlash against old racist tweets *feels* like a violation of his rights but the government outlawing the speech of people he doesn’t like feels totally fine

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Oracle of the Hypogeum An ancient Quatrian divination system with 48 cards to help remythologize internal and external landscapes.

Give this a shot. oracle.liminal.earth
Happy to help interpret.

I can also do a magic sentence / bibliomancy for you (rolling dice and pulling random words out of a book).

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Beast, Please Be Still, by Beast, Please Be Still 7 track album

It’s Bandcamp Friday! Here’s my old band “Beast, Please Be Still” where I met my wife (she played accordion). It’s post-rock but with violin, flute, electronic wind instrument, and cellphone feedback? Very 2007.

Enjoy: beastpleasebestill.bandcamp.com/album/beast-...

#bandcampfriday

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The wind phone on my parent’s land, used for speaking with deceased friends and family.

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Telephone of the Wind in Thurston County: The power of a one-way phone call to cope with grief - The Daily Chronicle OLYMPIA, Wash. — Brittany Bacinski prepared to connect with her first love, putting into words what she should have told him years ago. She had traveled more than 2,000 miles from her home in &...

Based on this one down in Olympia, Washington:

www.chronline.com/stories/tele...

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Strange bearded person pointing to a rotary phone covered in moss in the forest

Strange bearded person pointing to a rotary phone covered in moss in the forest

Upclose photo of the rotary phone hanging on a stump, with an empty photo frame, my reflection in the glass of the frame.

Upclose photo of the rotary phone hanging on a stump, with an empty photo frame, my reflection in the glass of the frame.

Visited the wind phone my family made on their land to contact deceased friends&family.

#PortTownsend #Washington

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Is this recorded? I want the Phil scoop

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