From the show Star Trek: The Next Generation. Worf and Riker walk into Ten Forward to find a huge brawl in progress.

logging on

Damn you right thanks for backing me up

Looooove Matt

It’s not that I think I’m better than everyone, it’s that when I’m playing comp as healer I get paired with the worst DPS and tanks like why ????

Made a poor man’s chicken katsu for dinner (instant ramen, an egg, and chicken nuggets) 🍜

I don’t have diary me. This is free.

British ppl: aich

Is this a safe space to admit I’ve only ever gone to Cheesecake Factory for the cheesecake and never had their food

Say it louder!!

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

when your friend is on mic and forgets to mute while taking a piss

gamefreak when they introduce the rubber type:

love when friends come back to the one true path of gaming

It was interestingly good! An atypical deep dive into the human psyche about what to do when there’s nothing left to do.

Now Watching: It Ends (2025)

Now Watching: Undertones (2025)

sketch of beverly crusher from star trek next gen but as an irish setter (dog)

dogtor crusher

Me pretending to know what’s going on

They finally opened a JCrew Factory in the city by me and finally I no longer have to go to the burbs

Tbh I’ve been finding soft tees at Old Navy. I also recently found out I like the plain cotton tees from JCrew Outlet

feeling very horny this weekend 🥵 any nyc boys wanna have some fun? 😈

Wait I think I’ve seen this video

See I told you all he was is hot

when i’m trying to unlock my husband’s phone while he’s in the bathroom but i accidentally lock it for 12 hours

hard morning #uncut

Same haircut, same me

I’m telling you. my head is saying I’m still drunk

Gautier is so cute omg his face just screams “hung dom top” 🥴

And Morgan Freeman as the voice of Jeans

Excited for Lifetime’s new original movie “I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story” starring Julia Roberts, Nicole Kidman, and one of Nicole Kidman’s terrible wigs