Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
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Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Much later he will say he knew nothing about it.

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Researchers May Have Found the Antidote to Social Media Brain Rot: Experimental Film USCB scientists discovered that watching just seven minutes can open your mind and enhance creativity.

Researchers May Have Found the Antidote to Social Media Brain Rot: Experimental Film

Why Do Animals Keep Evolving into Crabs? Crablike bodies are so evolutionarily favorable that they’ve evolved at least five different times

This is going to keep me up

Nailed it open.substack.com/pub/camillag...

You’re not wrong

A short story I put out into the world a while back just keeps on going and going, cropping up in the strangest of places and living its best life…

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IF FAMOUS PEOPLE LIKED IT IT MUST BE GOOD

Yeah, you *look* like someone who would have a podcast

One part of this maneuver is the subjective/objective switcheroo: going from recognizing your own inner life (I feel sad) to pretending to have a handle on everyone's life (we are doomed). From vulnerability to authority, on a journey that's also from insight to bullshit.

Still great. You should read this.

‘It beggars belief’: MoD sources warn Palantir’s role at heart of government is a threat to UK’s security Experts say that claims UK data remains under government ownership miss the point that the company has the capability to build its own detailed picture of the British population, and even infer state ...

NEW: Two senior MOD whistleblowers with inside knowledge of Palantir's systems have come forward to @thenerve.news to say government ministers are ignorant of the grave national security risks the technology poses.

Hugely important by @charlienotold.bsky.social
www.thenerve.news/p/palantir-t...

Cover of the paperback book WARLOCK By OAKLEY HALL

This is great!

We should all be as relaxed as the bloke who always takes a break from walking his dog on a Sunday morning to smoke a fag next to the petrol pumps at the Texaco garage on Seven Sisters Road

Ah yes

Good old Futurama!

How can we get people to watch ads in their sleep?

We currently waste a third of our lives not consuming ads. That’s 8 hours of lost opportunities EVERY DAY. But what if people could watch ads *in their dreams*? And maybe buy the products they’d seen *without even waking up*?

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Children with autism encouraged to “Hunger Games it out” for school support The Government has announced a bold, innovative and low-key evil approach to SEND funding for school students, the Education Secretary revealed yesterday. As part of measures to protect the nation's m...

As part of measures to protect the nation’s most valuable resource – its money – minister Karen Hoyland, 42, announced the construction of a £4Bn Thunderdome, where children with autism will earn their educational support by “duking it out to the death”.

(I now realise that could be taken one of two ways. You can decide which one I meant.)

You too will be this old and broken one day. With a bit of luck.

More superb reporting in London Centric on the Aziz family, this time evicting hundreds of tenants from residential properties, which comes on top of dodgy tax evading gift shops, trying to close the Prince Charles Cinema etc – absolutely depressing that politicians can't do anything about this lot.

Heartening to see members of the Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes family still managing to get work in these straitened times.

Object 5: A payslip This entry into the Touch Points cabinet is a future item - a regular payslip for a cohesive life.

Every word of this by @hayleythough.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/hayleywe...

You get my eternal respect and admiration!

What the fuck does “failed to load blob” mean?

If children were more politically active they would be quite pissed to be told that their screen time is “the most urgent public health issue” while the largest measles outbreak since the vaccine sweeps their schools because of conspiracies that the adults in their life believed from social media.

Classic ginnel