Thank you!!

It's hump day, my dudes

Humpé diem

Happy Friday boys :)

Good Morning ☀️

Daddy said i was being a bad boy, so he locked me up

Tia Billinger, known online as ‘Bonnie Blue’, announces she is pregnant following an unprotected marathon with around 400 men.

this is the official music video as far as I'm concerned.

Body update

Kehlani calls out ICE at the #GRAMMYs :

“I really wanted to say f*ck ICE. But I think they needed some couth on the carpet or something. I'm a little couthless, ruthless. We're too powerful of a group to all be in the room at the same time and not make some kind of a statement.”

(via THR)

Me? I'm not romanticizing 2016. Wanna know who won the election in 2016? Wanna know when they announced the shutdown of Vine? Carrie Fisher died in 2016, you sick fucks!

Emotional Support Bush 🌳

Well then

The same people that were screaming about forming parasocial relationships with pop stars are the same ones obsessing over a tv show starring 2 straight men playing gay men from a fiction novel written by a woman 💀
It's fine when it's *your* obsession, though.

Happy Boxing Day to all you Canadian hotties

The true spirit of Christmas is big belly baddies 😍

Let us see the back of the Xmas tree, Diego? 👀

Santa came twice today. Hole currently dripping sugar cookie frosting.

Artemisbold + Angelic Boyo Merry Christmas

Christmas fit check 🦌

Highly recommend

Opening gifts with a load in my ass is something I've never done before. I give it a 10/10. Merry 🎄

Here’s your Christmas gift

Ho ho hoe. Christmas gettin closer and that shit freakin me out.

S/o to @capallbriste.bsky.social for the lead cuz now I'm FINALLY gonna own "Night Time, My Time" on vinyl 😭 The Amazon scalpers didn't win 🙌🏼

democrat hair flip back vs republican nazi comb over 😭

If I had a nickel for every time I saw "Top 0.1% creators on OnlyFans" in someone's bio, I'd be in the top 0.1% of nickel holders. It means nothing. How bout post the average duration of your videos so we know it's over 8 seconds?

You too 🥵

Hope you have a lovely #ThongThursday from my butt and bulge to yours 😘😘