Coming out of a week full packed with uni work pretending it didn’t phase me

Can’t tell if someone is making up a stupid voice for their animal or speaking Dutch on this app

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Just started using a retinoid I’m applying moisturiser every half hour omllllll

What colour!

Just reminds me of that Finding Nemo movie night poster 😭😭

Asking mom where something is and she unironically says “inshallah we find it”

Asking the plug if it’s ethically sourced or slaves farmed it

Even the carrots look too smooth!

If the carrots and tongue weren’t there I wouldn’t have understood why an American was complaining over a hamburger

Carrots and ground beef what else does a man need

If that mysterious tongue on the left wasn’t on the plate I wouldn’t have noticed anything wrong

Yass family

She thinks she’s getting paid for mowing the lawn, nooooo little lady…

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I leave the house at 09.00 and I see her eating grass, I return at 15.00 and she’s still eating grass

First bite tasted like earth

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They deserve all the treats in the world

Ruined my entire plate of food by pouring outdated chickpeas on it without knowing

“Not enough resources” PUUUUSH

Well she usually has periods where she gets a little fat then it’s back down again 😭

My cat’s getting kinda fat, it’s all that grass she’s eating…

This is how they curate a timeline for a vet student: dead dogs and furry kinks you never interacted with once in your life that make you flinch

Why’s everybody’s dogs dying question mark

Makes me so mad that part of my taxes go to funding war when I could use that money on helping people myself. I pray for a day where we get to actually decide where our taxes go before I ___ this prime minister.

I just remembered I still haven’t declared my income to the state holy shit

I have decided to stop paying taxes so I can continue donating

I don’t even donate a lot like where is it going LSNSLDKAOJ

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Looking at the state of my savings that is supposed to go to a car after I donate

The grandma the baby

Didn’t understand this post till I saw it a second time

Ate the yummiest cookies that were apparently laxatives for my mom and I’ve gone to the toilet about 4x today