By the way, I lied about the blanket you wear.
I actually didn't get it for my birthday.
I got it for Christmas.

...maybe not that game.

Sure would like to watch this series...

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Club WWE?!?

So good to be back together this morning, but what’s even better? We get to do it all over again tomorrow.

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Horseradish soup? Horseradish soup.

Please don't read anything into Elliot not mentioning it was my birthday on Wednesday. See, mine falls exactly 315 days before his, so I get it.

Thank you!

Would have loved for him to let it play! R.I.P. Suki 🎻

Yeah, I was just talking with the president…of disc jockeys.

So my thing about “Summer House” is, well…you see, I’ve never heard of the show.

Weren't we supposed to end at 10 today?

Totally forgot about Morello…

a woman in a black shirt and hoop earrings is making a funny face . ALT: a woman in a black shirt and hoop earrings is making a funny face .

Just high-fived so many F • 50s+ on the Celine Dion Ride!

Working (but it's spring break, so your family and friends are having lunch at a brewery) is the worst.

"It's just WE, Uce" was right there..

Part 2!!

Happy Opening Day!

No glitches, no glitches, no glitches...

Happy Spring!

Will you wake up to me?

"... just whip their ass tonight against Italy and they'll make a big deal because Italy has the little espresso machine in their dugout ... but then we're into the quarterfinals. Like, then we start mattering." -Elliot

Warby Parker doesn't do Home Try-On anymore?

But not driveable..

There all the time. What’s the ABV?