What did the god of the seas do to you

I am “skipped school to keep playing this when it was on Sega Channel” years old

gundam names

“Away” just means further left on the closet rack lol

I’m excited to pull out the hoodies. AGAIN

Suddenly remembering SR-71 exists and I still know all the lyrics from Those Songs is the pick-me-up I needed today

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

CNN exposes a global “online rape academy” that teaches men how to drug and rape women without detection.

Over 62 million men attended in February alone.

62 million men IN ONE MONTH.

Tell us about the "Male Loneliness Crisis" tho. JFC.

This story is horrific. Worth noting that Target is not the only retailer using AI for theft prevention. It’s an entire industry. And if you’re looking for alternatives that are safer to shop at in this regard, you’re very likely out of luck. Small, non-corporate businesses probably your best bet.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Just got back from Southern California and this is absolutely becoming a trend again. Tons of young folk with iPod/digital camera tech from early 00s and no phones out.

reposting w/ alt text

Chicken and orzo!

Pam Bondi lasted a record 38 Scaramuccis

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

Trans Girl Scouts Sell 330,000 Boxes Of Cookies In Public Outpouring Of Support The total boxes sold is the highest in the history of EITM's trans girl scout cookie list.

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BREAKING: Israel has launched a “preventative” attack against Iran, as witnesses say they have heard explosions in Iran’s capital, Tehran, according to the Reuters news agency.

Amazing!!

They never had to Ask Jeeves and it shows

Let’s circle back on that early next week

It is fixed

Please fix my furnace today, kind stranger. I can’t do another night

Was sent down a rabbit hole by something that was said on the floor of the Nebraska Legislature this morning and came across this absolutely metal Journal Star photo of former Sen. Ernie Chambers.

And share it in the group chat. This is the way

If the right is screaming insurrection now, wait til they realize (redacted, something about the Second Amendment)

Noooooo you lost your shelf

21 Secret ICE Programs Revealed Leaked documents detail the dizzying scope of ICE operations

🚨Border Patrol whistleblower outraged by ICE's conduct exposes over a dozen secret ICE programs in documents leaked to me:
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I’m sure I saw it in theaters on an awkward “are we or aren’t we” date with a “close friend” so I probably wasn’t noticing the movie but whether our elbows were touching

So forgettable you forgot it