Fuck him, and I mean this sincerely, and the goddamn horse he rode in on.

Maybe we don’t call it a ‘singer’ if it doesn’t have vocal cords.Making a synthesizer reproduce violin sounds does not make it a violin.

Scientist wearing a canine decoder that allows him to hear what dogs are really saying when they bark. They all say "Hey! Hey! hey!"

One of the best Far Side cartoons.

Reminder that Rigsby WI is Eisner-nominated, and for good fuk'n reason

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

Two black cats laying butt-to-butt on a velvety gray blanket. One is facing the camera. One is turned away. They are pointedly ignoring one another, and look none-to-pleases about getting caught in a rare moment of camaraderie.

It got chilly enough that the Gerblins have called a truce in the name of coziness.

What if you post a screenshot of somebody posting the screenshot?

I'm legit curious how this all works.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Good enough to make a cop put down his Glock.

a man wearing a red white and blue striped jacket and tie Alt: afroman wearing a red white and blue striped jacket and tie while he defends himself in court

I also got some lemon crème cake slices while there. Worth it.

Like true Floridian natives, @bardcoreducky.bsky.social and I drove 20 minutes out of our way to get subs from Publix.

a group of men are kneeling in front of a screen that says [ adult swim ] ALT: a group of men are kneeling in front of a screen that says [ adult swim ]

incredible time for a tim heidecker renaissance because i recently saw this video for the first time in my life and now when otto (the far more stupid of my two precious dogs) is being particularly smug with that vacant little look on his face, we sing the deevee song to him. he loves it.

I’m so tired of begging the Democrats to do ONE SINGLE FUCKING THING, beyond wringing their hands and saying, “Goth! Boy howdy, things sure do look dire. Guess you’d better vote for us, huh? (Or else.)”

Scientists Prove That Experimental Animation Can Cure Social Media Brain Rot A new study from UC Santa Barbara shows that watching experimental animation expands creativity and opens new ways of seeing the world. #Animation #ExperimentalAnimation #MentalHealth #BrainRot

A new study from UC Santa Barbara shows that watching experimental animation expands creativity and opens new ways of seeing the world.

#Animation #ExperimentalAnimation #MentalHealth #BrainRot

Digital illustration of a white tiger in pastel colors. It’s colored like the transgender flag, having blue and pink stripes and pink eyes. The tiger is surrounded by peonies in subtle shades of pink and blue, and is depicted on a gray background.

Stay safe, stay strong, stay beautiful 🏳️‍⚧️ #art

An edit of the guy looking back at a woman meme that reads “me choosing my outfit everyday.” The woman he is with is an RGB color grid (IE every visible color), and the other woman is a square of black (IE my entire wardrobe).

The eternal struggle.

Two depictions of Lucifer in marble, by a pair of French brothers. Lucifer is naked in both, with a cloth on his lap, and in both depictions he’s a brooding edgy twink. The caption reads: I think that my favorite thing to happen is art history is when a guys made a Lucifer statue that was too hot for church so they commissioned his brother who made an even hotter one

There’s a long tradition of depictions of lucifer being horny af and frankly, I’m here for it

Meme edit of a tweet. It reads: Editor: you get that painting of Lucifer and Jesus? Painter: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what Underneath, an undeniably sexy oil painting of a nude Lucifer grinding up on Jesus from behind. His open hand gestures suggestively over Jesus'crotch.

A painting of Lucifer tempting Jesus in the desert. Lucifer is INCREDIBLY naked, dirty, and lurid, rubbing up ons Jesus' robes from behind; his hand is open in offering and is placed in front of Jesus' crotch

I just re-found this painting, which was in a kid's bible I had growing up. I used to obssess over it, and I'm pretty sure seeing Lucifer here was the first time I thought a man was attractive? Over the years I'd think "it couldn't possibly be as horny as I remember it", but I mean come ON

the VP being a fucking groyper nazi should probably be a bigger story

A comic page called Cartoonist Goes to Hell. In four panels a cartoonist that looks like me at work in a studio that looks like mine has a heart attack, dies and ends up right back where he started from. The only differences are the toys in the studio are gone and there are flames outside the studio window. Otherwise all the work, mess, bills due and late checks to chase down from employees are the same.

NERD INFERNO is out on April 28th from @darkhorse.com.

Every day unti then, or the world ends, or @bsky.app stops working for good, I'm posting something from the 648-pg mammoth. Today: An exaggeration from the back cover of Dork #8.

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

Bob’ Burgers (2011 - present)

We are the sons of the monsters you couldn't mash.

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Is he raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead?

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Tabby kitten peeking from behind a desk with text above. Transcribed Text: can't have 3rd dinner can't eat plastic can't eat my humans toes can't meow at 3am can't do anything

Sunday

2025 diary comic about music in 1997. No shade. Pop music was great too. I just had my own...passions. lol

Order the diary comics book at tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go. I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like OMG her phone died we were worried and then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated "she knew she could trust you because you have pink hair." I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying you had a visible sign of not Vibing with the system I was afraid of. be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

Forever this

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee